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Bathe Like a Pirate

Sean Fallon — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:45:34 +0000

Actually, “bathing” and “pirates” are two things not often associated with one another, but if a infant pirate ever did feel like freshening up, he would certainly reach for this costume towel.

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Could You Work a Grease Monkey Jumpsuit?

Sean Fallon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:54:19 +0000

A pre-distressed jumpsuit seems like a tough look to wear. But if you think you can make it work, Clot is actually selling this thing for $1,480 HKD ($191 US).

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First Aid Kit Backpack For a Cosplay Emergency

Sean Fallon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:39:59 +0000

There are no actual First Aid supplies for a zombie outbreak in this Left 4 Dead backpack, but it will do a fine job of accessorizing a costume and holding your gear.

Product Page ($28)

Hi Ho Rover, Awaaay!

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:25:04 +0000

Torture your dog by making him wear this circus monkey costume which will result in mocking canine laughter and ruin his chances of siring a litter of puppies with all the neighborhood bitches. You can tell the dog in the photo is thrilled.

Product Page: ($39.99)

Skeleton Belt Holds Your Beers

Sean Fallon — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:11:12 +0000

Enjoy hands-free freedom at this year’s Halloween party with the Drinking Skull Belt. Apparently, the guy with the grenade tattoo is on some sort of 12-step program.

Product Page ($25)

R2-D2 Hoodie Meets Your Halloween Costume Requirements

Sean Fallon — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:32:02 +0000

Not only does it keep you warm, this R2-D2 hoodie doubles as a great Halloween costume.

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Have A Zombie Costume Ready To Go At All Times With This Shirt

Jeff Chenkus — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:00:59 +0000

The shirt’s suggestion for others to ask about your zombie costume is just the lead in for you to demonstrate the best part of this shirt. For every person that asks, you can just flip the shirt over your head and the zombie head printed on the inside is now your costume. Beside amusing people who make the mistake of talking to you, you will never be without a costume for a party you decide to attend at the last minute. See the shirt in zombie mode after the break.

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Teen Wolf With a Rockstar/Redneck Edge

Jonathan Fallon — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:33:57 +0000

You may think your alter-ego is a wolf, but until now it was hard to find a mask that would give you the look and still represent your flowing locks. Thankfully, Sans Souci studios released this line of masks which will keep your beloved rockstar hairdo or out of control mullet intact. Check out the additional designs after the break.

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It’s Not Easy Being Green and Dated

Jonathan Fallon — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:20:45 +0000

Modeled by a man obviously disappointed with his career choice is this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle “disguise” which is really just a bandana. However, it’s no longer 1991, so if you’re looking at this post you’ve either never heard of TMNT, or you’re too old to go trick or treating. But who cares? If you wear it like this guy, no one’s gonna get it anyway. Kermit?

Product Page: ($8)

Covered in Grubs Mask

Jonathan Fallon — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:40:40 +0000

Cool Halloween mask?…Yes. Just prepare for the possibility of having skunks and other grub eating creatures following you all over the neighborhood. On the plus side, if that happens you probably won’t have to worry about getting egged or having anyone withhold candy, lest you threaten them with your unholy stinking minion army.

Product Page: ($150)