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From the category archives:
Buckles and Belts
Bacon. It’s greasy, it’s fatty, it’s tasty…and now it holds up your pants. That’s right, you can be among the first to own this stylish bacon belt from Archie McPhee without having to spend a dime. Just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Bacon Belt Contest” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. Friday, July 10th is the last day to enter and the winner will be chosen at random. But that’s not all—the prize package also includes the life changing products pictured after the break.
If there is one thing that I have learned about zombies, it is that they are tenacious critters. Use that to your advantage by having a slew of them on your belt to keep your pants from drooping. It also conveniently keeps them away from your brain, one part of your anatomy they cannot be trusted around.
Product Page ($25.95)
We all know the first three of the monkey trio shown on this belt buckle, but that fourth monkey is usually not depicted. Mostly because no one can figure out what the hell he is supposed to mean. You can put money on the fact that it isn’t useful advice.
Product Page ($4.25)
Add a little fun to your work wardrobe with these unusual brass belt buckles. Take your choice of a twig that looks like a wishbone or a large button. The button will make that pair of jeans almost look dressy enough to meet the executives.
Product Page ($150)
It is chancy enough to buy a pair of Calendar Suspenders, the number of years that the dates match up with the actual calendar are much less than you would hope for. This pair makes it even more impossible by making it a leap year. That just seems silly, making a difficult chore damn near impossible.
Product Page ($9.95)
With this belt buckle, you can have more cowbell any time you like. It even carries along its own drumstick. You know that your co-workers, roommates and family will all appreciate the lively sounds as often as possible.
Product Page ($20)
Ok, I get it—your a musician. Now all you need to complete this lame ensemble is a sleeveless shirt with music notes on it. Yeah, that’s a good look for you.
Product Page ($20)
When viewed up close, this seat belt/bottle cap belt can pass as a designer item with it’s custom tattoo inspired cap design and designer name printed on the buckle. However, step back about 2 yards and people are more likely to apologize for how bad the economy has hit you, and then compliment how creative you are with garbage and a glue gun.
Product Page: ($30)
If anyone seeing you wear this belt buckle thinks that it means that you are a camper aficionado, all they need to do is get a little closer to see the license plate. Not only does it make clear that you are trailer trash, the misspelling proves it.
Product Page ($14.99)
