Pirate Drinking Belt: What’s Your Poison?
This belt may not be useful for everyday wear, but it can be used on just about any weekend. No reason to wait for Halloween. Any woman could wear this out and make a few bucks selling shots. Who wouldn’t want a shot from a pirate? No one will really care exactly what that skull [...]
Freddie Krueger Glove Belt Buckle: Your Ultimate Nightmare is About to Come True
Freddie Krueger is in semi-retirement right now so instead of killing you outright in your dreams, he has resigned himself to pulling down your pants. That nightmare you always have about being naked in class is about to come true!
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Tortured Soul Belt Buckle
If you want to talk about fun fashion accessories, I have one for you here. The Tortured Soul Belt Buckle not only gives you a very unusual looking and realistic face on your belt, but his head also opens to reveal those brains that are obviously in such pain. The fact that it looks like [...]
Fish Belt Buckle With Measuring Tape
You love fishing so much that a fish as a belt buckle sounds like a good idea. And that is not all this belt buckle offers you. When you land that monster fish, you can just pull the tape measure that is tucked into this guys mouth. On the downside, some may suggest you measure [...]
Loaded Firearm Belt Buckle/Lighter
The Firearm Belt buckle making it look like you are armed is only half of the allure of this belt buckle. The firearm can be removed from the holster at which point its second use becomes apparent. It is also a lighter! If you choose to accessorize with this I would offer just a small [...]
Wolverine Blades Logo Leather Belt
Normally I wouldn’t want adamantium claws so close to my junk, but I would make an exception with this Wolverine leather belt.
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Hey Skinny…The Sumo Wrestler Belt Buckle Can Hold Up Your Pants
Hey it looks like you lost a little weight there slim! You can barely keep your pants up. This Sumo Wrestler Belt Buckle can help out with that—but be careful. It could be some sort of mystic fat idol that mysteriously expands your waistline when you wear it.
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Yellow School Bus Belt Buckle
Nothing speaks to the ladies or co-workers like this belt buckle. The novelty value alone should score you either ladies or a promotion. Other than that, you can remind yourself of the fun times you had on those rides. Or more likely the tedium of having to get on the damn thing again morning after [...]
Name Tag Belt Buckle
The Name Tag Belt Buckle is useful for any of you that go to a lot of large functions where they ask you to wear a name tag. Sometimes you just don’t want to put those stickers on your nice clothes, and beside that it looks pretty foolish. This belt buckle will save you from [...]
Nosferatu’s Hand Belt Buckle
What could be more comforting than having a withered old hand on your belt line all day? A Nosferatu appendage may not be the ideal choice for keeping your pants up, but an extra hand there can’t hurt. He would never steer you wrong.
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