Mini Lipstick Totes
You pay a lot of money for the best lipstick you can find, don’t just throw it into your purse with all your other cheap stuff. Give each tube of lipstick its own stylish little tote bag. Won’t you feel cool reaching into your purse to pull out a mini purse, then reaching in the [...]
Blue LEGO Brick Backpack
The block shape of a LEGO makes a perfect shape for a backpack. The real bonus are the studs that are each separately zippered for individual storage. I am a bit surprised that pickpockets haven’t marketed something like this themselves.
Product Page (£13.99, not available in US/Canada)
Money Bag Purse
This bag is just amusing for a little ego boost now and then. Instead of the usual scrimping and saving, you are carrying a pile of money so big that this spacious bag can’t even contain it. You may be best served not entering your local bank with this, assuming you don’t really want to [...]
Is Pavlov Calling Me Again?
This bag is like an intelligence test for potential dates. It is non-sexist, both men and women can use it. There are a handful of scientists that anyone with a decent education know about, and Pavlov may be the most famous of all. Your dog may even know about him if only from legends passed [...]
Bong Blueprint Tote Bag
The Da Vinci-like drawings on this bag will come in handy anywhere you are. Whether lost in the wilderness or just at a friend’s house, you will always have all the instructions necessary for making an excellent bong. You don’t want to be caught having to smoke from some inferior appliance.
Product Page ($20)
Dinosaur Hooded Backpack
It is back to school time and since you need to be looking for a backpack anyway, then you may as well check out this Hooded Dinosaur Backpack. The scaly backpack gives you a mean look from the rear but the attached hoodie with its orange eyes and teeth make you look really scary from [...]
Alchemy Gothic Gravestone Bag
The inscription on this gravestone shaped bag will remind you of when all the action is going on: Carpe Noctum - Seize the Night. Daytime is fine for getting all your little errands done, but night time should be reserved for fun. Even the dead know that.
Product Page ($150)
Beretta Shoulder Bag Will Draw Some Attention At Security Checkpoints
If you plan on flying anytime soon, my suggestion is to leave this embossed leather Beretta pistol handbag at home. Also features chrome plated metal foliage encircling a crystal and branded bullets.
Product Page ($191)
Road Kill Diner Bag
Not everyone can afford to be eating out at 5 star restaurants. Some of us have to keep our food purchases within a budget. Maybe your favorite low budget restaurant will give you a discount off their already cheap food if you carry this bag around. It is worth a shot, but in any case [...]
Spiderman Backpack: Spidey is Hitchin’ a Ride
It appears that superheroes are getting so lazy that bumming a ride on the back of a person without superpowers is defensible. Or maybe he is just starved for attention and being able to give you a nice bear hug from the back is his sneaky way of cuddling. If that was his plan then [...]
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