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Three Brian Moon T-Shirt

Sean Fallon — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:01:30 +0000

Man, the whole “three (insert any creature) moon” craze is starting to get a bit out of hand. This time, it’s Brian from Family Guy.

Product Page ($20)

Game Boy, Bi-Fold, Black Leather Wallet

Sean Fallon — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:44:08 +0000

I was rummaging through some boxes the other day and I found my old Game Boy, still in pristine condition, tucked away in a protective case. Really brings me back—kind of like this wallet might do for any fan of retro gaming.

Product Page ($17)

iPhone. Twitter. Tie

Sean Fallon — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:24:10 +0000

Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.

Product Page ($48)

Gaming In Your Parents Basement Makes You A Dungeon Master

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:00:34 +0000

It makes no difference whether you are called a Dungeon Master because you are the best D&D player or because you spend all your free time playing video games in your parent’s basement. Either way you are a geek.

Product Page ($23.99)

Brass Knuckles Are Just One Weapon In Your Necklace Arsenal

Sean Fallon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:58:02 +0000

This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.

Product Page: Brass Knuckles ($53) Tommy Gun ($53) Straight Razor ($57) Butterfly Knife ($57)

What If E.T. Was Set In 1875?

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:26:08 +0000

If you think the original E.T. is dated, imagine the same premise set in an 1870’s suburbia equivalent, where E.T. suddenly finds himself on a planet swimming in a sea of handlebar mustaches and penny-farthings. There he befriends Elliot, a 10 year old boy who has already lived a quarter of his life expectancy, then develops a taste for Nesselrode, and “phones home” using Morse Code. Bored yet?

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BRB To The Future

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:52:26 +0000

Since acronym speak wasn’t mainstream in 1985, it looks like Marty’s going to have to fire up the DeLorean’s flux capacitor and generate 1.21 gigawatts of “what the hell does that mean?”

Product Page: ($11.99)

Man, Scooby Doo Is More Hardcore Than I Remember

Sean Fallon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:57:46 +0000

Looks like the gang has changed tactics a bit. Actually, I don’t see the rest of the gang—maybe Velma finally got tired of hippies, bimbos and incompetent leaders. So she slaughtered them all.

Product Page ($18)

That’s One Scary Sonogram

Sean Fallon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:29:19 +0000

Oh, you put the sonogram on a t-shirt. How adorable! That little guy will be bursting through your chest before you know it.

Product Page ($26)

Blast Off With The Space Shuttle T-Shirt

Sean Fallon — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:37:14 +0000

The space shuttle may be retiring soon, but it can live on in your wardrobe thanks to the “Blast Off!” t-shirt. That is, until you spill something on it you can’t Shout out, and then it becomes a rag. But it can still live on every time you wash your car.

Product Page ($20 via The Awesomer)