Man, the whole “three (insert any creature) moon” craze is starting to get a bit out of hand. This time, it’s Brian from Family Guy.
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I was rummaging through some boxes the other day and I found my old Game Boy, still in pristine condition, tucked away in a protective case. Really brings me back—kind of like this wallet might do for any fan of retro gaming.
Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.
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It makes no difference whether you are called a Dungeon Master because you are the best D&D player or because you spend all your free time playing video games in your parent’s basement. Either way you are a geek.
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This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.
If you think the original E.T. is dated, imagine the same premise set in an 1870’s suburbia equivalent, where E.T. suddenly finds himself on a planet swimming in a sea of handlebar mustaches and penny-farthings. There he befriends Elliot, a 10 year old boy who has already lived a quarter of his life expectancy, then develops a taste for Nesselrode, and “phones home” using Morse Code. Bored yet?
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Since acronym speak wasn’t mainstream in 1985, it looks like Marty’s going to have to fire up the DeLorean’s flux capacitor and generate 1.21 gigawatts of “what the hell does that mean?”
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Looks like the gang has changed tactics a bit. Actually, I don’t see the rest of the gang—maybe Velma finally got tired of hippies, bimbos and incompetent leaders. So she slaughtered them all.
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Oh, you put the sonogram on a t-shirt. How adorable! That little guy will be bursting through your chest before you know it.
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The space shuttle may be retiring soon, but it can live on in your wardrobe thanks to the “Blast Off!” t-shirt. That is, until you spill something on it you can’t Shout out, and then it becomes a rag. But it can still live on every time you wash your car.
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