Japanese company Mitsubai have (correctly) come to the conclusion that we are all a bunch of slobs that use our shirts to wipe down our filthy gadgets and glasses. So why fight it?
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The periodic table is more than just a reference tool for 118 elements—it can also be a shirt, a hat, a ring and Chuck Norris’ mortal enemy.
Uh oh. Looks like the janitor is going to have a cleanup ahead of him. Actually, with the way this building is laid out, I the coroner might have some work to do as well. Either way, they will have to negotiate the maze by following the smell.
Interestingly, “Family”, “Sex“, “The Original Star Wars Trilogy”, “Computer Games” and “Beer” are roughly the same size.
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This custom-made, hand-painted clutch purse has a cool pirate’s chest vibe—but what really got me were the coins embedded on the top.
Get the drop on your friends and relatives before long road trips by wearing this shotgun shirt. You’ll never have to ride in the backseat again.
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Papa Smurf seems kindly, but as you can see from these tattoos, he’s a tough little dude that has seen a lot in his 100+ years. Once sailed across the ocean in a shoe and fought the mighty Kracken—true story. Indeed, things weren’t always so smurfy for Papa Smurf.
If you love the movie Aliens, and happen to have $141,400 to waste on a watch, this Cabestan Nostromo timepiece is for you. What you will get is a watch that combines traditional watchmaking with what the designers describe as “retro-futuristic audacity”. You’ll also get a titanium case, a Superluminova phosphorescent coating and side windows to help you explore the exposed mechanics that work in harmony to tell you when it’s lunchtime. That should justify the price of a small house, right?
ReHashimoto, the same person that brought us the fantastic Mario tote bag, is back with a Boo version with a bad-ass glow-in-the-dark upgrade.
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