From the category archives:

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paper bag hat

Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.

Product Page ($20)

clot jumpsuit

A pre-distressed jumpsuit seems like a tough look to wear. But if you think you can make it work, Clot is actually selling this thing for $1,480 HKD ($191 US).

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first aid backpack

There are no actual First Aid supplies for a zombie outbreak in this Left 4 Dead backpack, but it will do a fine job of accessorizing a costume and holding your gear.

Product Page ($28)

awesome watch shirt

What they really should have done is skipped the shirt and made this into an actual LED wristwatch. What time is it? It’s half-past awesome.

Product Page ($21)

bateman

What if Christian Bale’s world’s collided? What if Patrick Bateman was the man behind the bat suit? Actually, that would be kind of awesome.

Product Page (£20 or $33)

einstein-kiss

Mr. Einstein looks like a natural as the fifth member of Kiss. But it is a pretty close call on who has the most famous tongue, Albert or Gene Simmons. There is definitely the potential for some animosity between those two.

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allworkwhitemensbig

Wear this shirt and check out the backwards writing in a mirror to remind yourself that too much work (and cabin fever) could result in disturbing visions and a desire to kill your entire family.

Product Page ($28)

say tweet again

He’s trying hard to be the shepherd, but all of this “tweet” bs could turn any sensible person into a cold-blooded murderer. So go ahead, say “tweet” again. He double dares you.

Product Page ($24)

theyre-real

You always assumed that the 8-bit graphics that Atari provided you in Space Invaders were a limitation of their console system. This picture proves that the lousy graphics had nothing to do with a lack of precision but were a realistic representation of what was attacking at the time.

Product Page ($18)

samurai sword banana split t-shirt

Take one samurai sword and slice liberally.

Product Page ($20)