The Best of Fashionably Geek: June 22nd-28th, 2009
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June June 22nd-28th, 2009:
The Barbarian: Adds a little blood to your motorcycle helmet.
We’re Just Friends T-Shirt: Just like brother and sister…*sigh.*
Band Parent Shorts: My instrument is in my shorts.
Baconheart T-Shirt: Fly the heart and crossbacons.
Karate T-Shirt: The problem with Karate.
The Barbarian Adds a Little Blood To Your Motorcycle Helmet
The Barbarian is advertised as the “bloodiest motorcycle helmet ever”—I have no doubt about that. In fact, should you ever crash you just might add a little of your own blood to mix. After all, this helmet is probably not DOT certified.
Product Page ($175)
We’re Just Friends
Seriously, this is a totally platonic relationship that is in no way sexual. More like brother and sister really…*sigh.*
Product Page ($19)
My Instrument Is In My Shorts
Let’s face it, being in the marching band is not like being the star quarterback—but that won’t stop proud parents and students from wearing PepWear shorts that feature band-related propaganda printed across the ass. Only good taste can do that. Additional designs are available after the break.
Fly the Heart and Crossbacons
You may heart bacon, but bacon does not heart your…heart.
Product Page ($17)
The Problem With Karate
You can’t roundhouse kick a bullet my friend.
Product Page (Prices Vary)
MacGyver’s Toughest Situation Yet
Empty toilet paper tubes are one thing, but this is his biggest challenge yet. What would MacGyver do?
Product Page ($23)
Arrrrr Sleep Mask Overdoes The Eyepatch
Nothing says “hardcore pirate” like wearing an eyepatch and a sleep mask with another eyepatch on it.
Product Page ($10)
Geek Gang Signs
They have no real street cred, but steer clear of the “Heads” inside the hallways and cubicles of your company. You’ll know them by their code-oriented gang signs, hipster glasses and awkward social behavior.
Product Page ($26)
The Best of Fashionably Geek: June 15th-21st, 2009
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 15th-21st, 2009:
Banana Slipping on a Banana Peel: Damn banana peels!
Marvel Heroes Messenger Bags: Keep your stuff safe.
The Assless Outfit: For timid nudists. (NSFW)
Mr. White Collar: He’s about to snap.
Bow-Tie Fighter: Form a rebel alliance against bad taste.
