Donut Police Patch Honors America’s Finest
High in the upper echelons of law enforcement are some forgotten heroes who will rush into burning buildings, callously pursue dangerous criminals, and jump in front of bullets, all to protect poor, helpless donuts. Now you can imagine what it would be like to work alongside these models of bravery and physical fitness with this [...]
Publicly Shame Those Sock Singletons
The missing sock phenomenon is well documented, but there has never been an answer to it. While this hanger may not fix the problem, it gives you a place to hang on to the singles until a suitable match appears. It doesn’t hurt that they will be subject to ridicule from all the paired socks [...]
Saucy Stripper Moving Image Cufflinks
These cufflinks will be your favorite accessories and could lead to you getting a lot more exercise. The cufflinks have an image of a sexy young woman who is barely clothed. Move your arm and she removes her top. If you ever wondered why some people are moving their arms around like wild men, maybe [...]
Sometimes You Want To Laugh, Sometimes You Want To Cry
Every day of your life has a little bit of drama and comedy. Laughing or crying at any given time is just a part of life. Now you can be ready for either and get some UV protection as well. You can hope your right eye gets a little more action than the left with [...]
F*ck the Rain Umbrella
I love Art. Lebedev. They are one of the few design companies out there capable of developing high end consumer gadgets and things like the “F*ck the Rain” umbrella at the same time.
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Make Yourself Up Like the Joker
This makeup kit will make you look like a movie star. It just so happens that movie star is The Joker. You have to admit that if you are looking to turn to a life of crime, he is not a bad role model. Take history into account, though, and avoid the Batman if at [...]
Monty Python Abuse Keychain
No need to go through an entire day without being verbally abused. Any time you are feeling a little bit too good about yourself, just push the button and listen to the abuse it is dishing out. And when not fulfilling that need of yours, you have a cool looking little Monty Python keychain.
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Corn Popper Keychain
If your co-workers think the guy that clips his fingernails in his cube is annoying, they haven’t seen anything. Break this Corn Popper Keychain out during any meeting to get an immediate reaction. I don’t promise a good reaction, more like that of the reaction to fingernails on a chalkboard.
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Singing in the Rain Umbrella
If you want to be out there singing in the rain, there are two things you really should have. First, an umbrella would be nice to keep you from getting soaked. The second would be the words and sheet music to the song itself so you aren’t way off key. To be progressive enough to [...]
Frankenstein Metal Case, With an Attitude
I have seen Frankenstein do plenty of things to scare people. The picture that this case portrays is probably more along the lines of how he would really like to express himself to those people who form mobs and chase him with torches. While this display of his may be a bit obnoxious, it would [...]
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