Monkey Trainer Refreshing Deodorizers
If your sneakers smell like a monkey’s butt then maybe putting these cute monkey butts in them can help clean that odor up. Not only will your sneakers smell better but your closet can look like a miniature jungle. Lucky for you it will be the quietest jungle around.
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Earth From the Moon Umbrella: Because it Doesn’t Rain in Space
It may be raining on Earth, but underneath your umbrella you are standing on a tranquil Moon. As you walk down the city streets in a torrential downpour, bumping into pedestrians and rushing to get to your crappy job, all you need to do is look up to realize how insignificant everything truly is.
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The Slanket: Wearable Blanket
If you work hard all day then you know how important a little lounging time can be. This blanket can make that lounging time just a little easier. Once you are all nestled into your blanket you don’t want to have to throw it off for every little household task you have to attend to. [...]
Talking SAW Jigsaw Puppet Keychain Brings a Little Sunshine Into Your Life
Need a little pick-me-up? Just press the button on this SAW Puppet keychain to hear one of six uplifting messages like: “I want to play a game”, “Oh yes, there will be blood”, “Game over” and Billy the puppet’s eerie laugh.
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Magic Pins For Geeks Send a Clear Message
These pins from Blue Q feature a magic message that appears when you tilt the button back and forth. If you are a true geek, these pins will do a great job of getting an important message across to others. These messages include: Be nice to geeks / we know how to fix your computer [...]
Countdown to Obama Keychain
If you are anxious to see Barack Obama take over the office of the President, you had better grab one of these Obama Countdown Keychains before time runs out. Unfortunately, a similar keychain for McCain supporters does not exist—but not to worry. You could always grab the classic Bush Countdown keychain. That is a version [...]
Star Wars Election ‘08: Candidates Geeks Can Believe In
Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, to bumper stickers [...]
Resident Evil Umbrella…Umbrella
The image for this umbrella looks more like some crappy drawing, but the fact of the matter is that sometime in the 3Q of this year you will be able to walk the streets of your own Raccoon City safe in the knowledge that your Umbrella Corp / Resident Evil umbrella will protect you from [...]
Pee and Poo Products: Temporary Tattoos and Disturbing Underwear…For Adults
Pee and Poo plush dolls are one thing, but what is the deal with underwear for grown men and women? Who is wearing this stuff and why are they not locked up somewhere? It’s all very disturbing.
If you are not quite sick enough to wear pee and poo underoo man-briefs, there is also an amusing [...]
Ladybug Earbuds Accessorize Your Ears
They may function like any standard earbud, but these ladybug versions double as a fashionable accessory. Also available in duck, pig and fly versions.
Product Page: Ladybug / Duck / Pig / Fly (Price not available)
