If you’re trying to fool people into thinking that ZZ Top, Santa, Chewbacca or a Yeti is on a skiing trip, you’ll either need to stop shaving for the rest of your life, or buy a Beardski – the fleece and neoprene ski mask offered with a variety of attached, foot long beards.

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Product Page: ($30 via The Awesomer)

Hey ladies… If you’re looking to attract the attention of a medical professional instead of a run of the mill pervert, take a page out of Heidi Klum’s book of bizarre fashion and consider sliding your gams into these muscle leggings. They may also help you get some additional exercise, since a pack of dogs is likely to chase you wherever you go.

Product Page: ($75.00 AUD, or about $82 via Buzzfeed)

Aperture’s never been so stylish.

The Seller notes that these 3D printed rings will “come in a solid color/material”. So if you want a look exactly like the render pictured here, you’ll have to paint it yourself somehow. You could also wait as the seller is currently working to provide full-color versions down the line.

Product Page ($17.80 via So Geek Chic)

Archie McPhee makes anime cosplay easier and more authentic with these crazy anime eyes glasses.

These glasses are perfect for fans, or even otaku, of Japanese animation. Slipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime characters whether you’re doing cosplay at Otakon or just talking to a fellow fan of Akira via Skype. Buy a bunch and you and your friends can act out your own anime and post it on the internet.

Speaking of otaku (or the equivalent of “nerd” in Japanese), Archie McPhee has informed us that they put “Otaku Approved” on the packaging as a nod to Nerd Approved and our sites under Nerd Approved Media. We definitely do approve!

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These Pokemon Gym Badges from Sanshee are as good as it gets folks—which is probably why they are sold out at the moment. Not to worry though, they should be back in stock soon. Keep your eyes peeled.

Available in PVC, Silver and Gold Trim versions.

Product Page ($19.99-$29.99 via Sprite Stich)

If you’re working on a Borg costume and only the best accessories will do, this high quality Borg Arm Weapon Prop Replica will fit the bill. It’s crafted out of resin and machined-aluminum parts for a realistic look and feel.

Product Page ($149.99/Pre-Order for March 2012 via Geekalerts)

Camera straps are functional, but they lack style. That must be why Stacie Grissom created a tutorial that will allow you to fashion a more stylish scarf/strap combo in a few simple steps. Click here to check it out.

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Friendship and handmade fleece hats are magic. If you want to go way, way over the top, you can also pick up a matching scarf.

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Product Page: Fleece Hat ($25) Scarf ($20)

These Avengers Iron Man and Captain America chest lights look like an Arc Reactor with bright lights and battle sounds and can clip to your shirt or bag for a bit of fun. Both are available for pre order now with shipping slated for February or early March.

Product Page: Individual ($9.99) Set ($16.99)

Are you tired of hauling a bag of dice around to conventions, rpg tournaments, or just your regular game night? You can wear them on your sleeve instead. A creative crafter has devised a leather bracer with a built in number generator. It can roll 100, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6, and 4-sided dice in response to arm movement. No physical dice are necessary. The gauntlet has a nice Viking look to it and is sure to intimidate those at your table. Trust me, you want your GM to be scared of you.

Creating the bracer will take some sewing, electronic components, and time. I wouldn’t say it’s a beginner’s craft, but the instructions seem very thorough!

Check out a few of the in-progress photos below .

A full tutorial is available in the link below.

Sparkfun via The Mary Sue