From the category archives:
Next time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.
Product Page: ($75)
I was rummaging through some boxes the other day and I found my old Game Boy, still in pristine condition, tucked away in a protective case. Really brings me back—kind of like this wallet might do for any fan of retro gaming.
This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.
If you wear this brooch to a party, here’s the sad truth about what will be going through the mind of every man you talk to… Either “damn, I wish that thing really worked”, or for the more active imagination, a sequence of events in this order: 1. Eyes go to your chest 2. Willpower turns the volume knob to zero 3. Eyes remain on chest.
Product Page: ($24.95)
Tired of Apple and AT&T’s oppressive restrictions? Android is like a divorced dad that sleeps around and doesn’t care too much about what you do. Will it be a stable family life with more rules or a crazy life with more freedom? If you choose the latter, these buttons are for you.
Product Page ($2.50/Also comes in discount packs)
Of course, secretly recording conversations with a giant retro tape recorder would be difficult enough—nevermind a bag that only looks like a giant retro tape recorder. On the other hand, the bag is stylish, and it would go great with the boombox coin purse pictured after the break.
These Space Specs have a cool retro/steampunky look, but they also allow the wearer to experience a “wonderful and weird funky focus” with rotating lenses.
Product Page ($6)
Actually, it gives you a hand and a palm reading. The markings on this ceramic jewelry stand are astrological palm reading notations.
Product Page ($18)
I don’t know jack about Longcat except what the all-knowing product page tells me. Apparently he’s a popular internet meme, and he’s also Tacgnol’s nemesis. Fascinating… by looking at this scarf I’d say Tacgnol won. You’ll also be happy to know that Longcat is over 5ft long and 6 inches wide and has a carefully crafted butthole.
Product Page: (Currently Sold Out)
Apparently this gold chain scarf is crocheted, but it gives you a good idea of what they would look like if they were manufactured by Superpretzel.
Product Page: ($52)
