In Case of Fire, Have Sex

by Sean Fallon on October 23, 2009

in Approved Products,Buckles and Belts

break glass condom belt buckle

This emergency condom belt buckle seems to suggest that the appropriate course of action in a fire is to have protected sex. So, you’ll burn to death because you decided to stay and have sex, but at least you won’t get the clap.

Product Page ($18)

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