In Case of Fire, Have Sex

by Sean Fallon on October 23, 2009 · 2 comments

in Approved Products, Buckles and Belts

break glass condom belt buckle

This emergency condom belt buckle seems to suggest that the appropriate course of action in a fire is to have protected sex. So, you’ll burn to death because you decided to stay and have sex, but at least you won’t get the clap.

Product Page ($18)

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