The TSA Will Love Your Darth Vader Luggage

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My guess is that Darth Vader luggage will get you singled out for a more thorough search every time. That having been said, if you want to slide through security quickly, you’ll probably want to go with the R2-D2 version.

The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage is the right choice for either your carry-on luggage or the bag you check. Everybody has a black bag at the baggage carousel. Only yours is black because it belongs to the Dark Side. The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage holds all your underwear, shirts, socks, toothbrush, asthma inhaler, and everything else you need on your travels. It’s got a telescoping handle and 360° swivel wheels for quick maneuvering in any air, sea, or spaceport you happen to be travelling to (or from). Just make sure you leave anything questionable at home. Vader’s space stations aren’t known for having the best of records with regards to explosives, and we don’t want you stopped by the TSA.

I only wish it would play The Imperial March every time the wheels started turning.

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