Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag Is Great For Carrying Real Confetti

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So, you’ve escaped the maniacal mobile pincer grasps of GLaDOS and finished Portal 2. Good for you. Celebrate your ability to outwit insane robots by picking up this officially licensed Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories messenger bag. It features Aperture’s distinct ’80s logo, a front pocket for small items, a phone pocket, and enough space to hold two defective turrets and a whole lot of real confetti. The flap also features Portal instructional diagrams too. Sadly, the bag does not come with cake. Bummer.

I’ve got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me’s going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space.
– GLaDOS, Portal 2

Take a look at some more pics after the break…

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Product Page: ($69.99)

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