Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag Is Great For Carrying Real Confetti


So, you’ve escaped the maniacal mobile pincer grasps of GLaDOS and finished Portal 2. Good for you. Celebrate your ability to outwit insane robots by picking up this officially licensed Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories messenger bag. It features Aperture’s distinct ’80s logo, a front pocket for small items, a phone pocket, and enough space to hold two defective turrets and a whole lot of real confetti. The flap also features Portal instructional diagrams too. Sadly, the bag does not come with cake. Bummer.

I’ve got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me’s going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space.
– GLaDOS, Portal 2

Take a look at some more pics after the break…




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