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You probably never would have linked Ned Flanders with metal music, but during a conversation about funny comparisons, two guys in Arizona changed all of that:

Myself and our drummer (Bled Ned) were in line at a grocery store, entertaining ourselves by coming up with really cutesy names for really hardcore, brutal bands,” [lead singer Head Ned] says. “The name Okilly Dokilly came up and was very funny to us. We ran with it. I contacted a few friends (Red Ned, Thread Ned, and Stead Ned), and here we are. Most of us have played in other bands around our hometown…This is definitely the heaviest sounding project any of us Neds have done.

If you want to hear what “Nedal” music sounds like, hit the jump to listen to four demo tracks from the new, Phoenix-based band, most of which are based on direct Ned quotes. There are also a couple additional pics of the band in costume.

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This amazing tattoo sleeve will turn your eyeballs into dirty liars. Unfortunately, details are lacking, so we don’t know who created, or who wears, this inked masterpiece. However, we are afforded a good look thanks to the video after the jump, which is repetitive so you can try over and over again to take it all in.

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If you never had an interest in makeup, that will probably change after you check out the work of Lianne Moseley. The self-trained makeup artist makes her living doing standard work on brides and models, but recently began dedicating her free time and ample skill to transforming people into superheroes that literally look as if they just took a trip from the pages of a comic book into the third dimension. Needless to say, the internet quickly took notice, leading to the landing of her first professional gig at the beginning of the month.

The process is said to take several hours to complete, and as you will see in the additional examples after the jump, the results will make you think you’re looking at something created with Photoshop.

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After a hard day of work or an eight hour power nap, chances are you will awaken feeling as slow and sluggish as a sloth. Etsy seller appendageaccessories can help you illustrate this point with a canvas sloth sleep mask that comes equipped with breathable foam lining and a 3/8″ thick adjustable elastic strap. The hand drawn image also provides a pleasing, happy appearance that can help counter the under eye bags and scowls that accompany sleepiness.

If sloths aren’t your thing (how could they not?), you can choose from a number of different designs, including several pictured after the break.

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Firebox is now offering a questionable new underwear fashion called “M-Y Fronts Brief Encounter” that will actually allow you to put someone’s face on the front and back. Simply upload two high quality photos against a white background and they’ll print them onto a pair in the color of your choice.

See Also: All the nerdy underwear you can handle

The 100% cotton briefs are also available in both men’s and women’s styles, ensuring that everyone is offered an extreme form of personalization, an innuendo paradise or an opportunity to repeatedly fart on their enemies.

Product Page: ($25.79 via CC)

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Designer Raf Simons created two space suit-inspired footwear designs which have been included in Adidas’ 2015 line of products. Each offers a combination of shiny and matte-finish silver fabrics for a distressed look, as well as high-contrast stitching, bright gold threads, machined metal valves and faux straps to provide the impression that they are supposed to be worn in orbit.

See Also: “Back To The Future” Nike Sneakers With Power Laces Are Definitely Coming This Year

The styles are slated for release in stores and on the Adidas website this summer.

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This cute corgi recently made his way through Disney World and was able to have his picture taken while hanging with the likes of Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin and others. Although the experience probably meant nothing to him apart from all the attention and affection, to the rest of us it’s an adorable canine romp through “the most magical place on earth”. Not to mention a study in how dogs will react in the presence of a giant duck, a giant dog and a genie.

Check out some additional photos after the jump.

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Designed to resemble a stainless steel watchband, Leatherman’s forthcoming “Tread” bracelet will put 25 different tools at your disposal, including a set of hex wrenches, screwdrivers, a can opener and other essentials that will be readily available on your wrist whenever needed.

See Also: This Leatherdos Hair Clip Doubles As A Multi-Tool

A complete listing of the tools included hasn’t been released yet, but you may notice one glaring omission right off the bat: a freaking watch. Thankfully, the company is covering that base and plans to sell the Tread with swiss-made timepieces in the fall, while the basic bracelet is due out this summer.

Hit the jump to catch a glimpse of some of the Tread’s tools along with the upcoming watch.

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As part of “Movember”, aka the annual event promoting awareness of men’s health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer, Sterling Archer has emerged from the seemingly endless limbo between TV seasons to show us all the perfect Movember mustache. In addition to striving toward his goal of a mustache that can be felt even when it’s not physically present, the notorious Duchess has taken his activism a step further by sharing his newly christened “welcome mat” on this t-shirt available exclusively from the FX shop.

According to an exclusive interview with Archer himself, the benefits of the shirt will be twofold, as all proceeds will be donated to the Movember Foundation while allowing even those with the most barren upper lip to sport a real stache for the event.

Product Page: ($26.95 via UPROXX)

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