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Whether you want to propose to a Toblerone bar, have an unhealthy obsession with billiard racks, or you just think your ring finger needs some space from the always misbehaving middle finger, this triangle ring can make it happen.
Product Page: (£109, or about $180.97)
Until they develop a “douchebag detector” that will allow people to get soaked if they like shoving old ladies while walking down the street, the many sets of lips on this nylon umbrella appear closed for your convenience in order to keep the rain from pummeling you and ruining your finery.
Product Page: ($260)
If you want your head look like a giant cupcake, prepare to hear that as a lame pickup line at least once.
Product Page: ($30)
Torture your dog by making him wear this circus monkey costume which will result in mocking canine laughter and ruin his chances of siring a litter of puppies with all the neighborhood bitches. You can tell the dog in the photo is thrilled.
Product Page: ($39.99)
This hat may exist to make a statement about second amendment rights, but it will also mock and threaten the real enemy… Hat thieves.
Product Page: ($16.50)
Wearing these earrings will be like having a portable classified ad which basically says: “Clip art lover seeking mustachioed, tattooed Victorian-era male who doesn’t know when to say when. Incredibly thick neck preferred.”
Product Page: ($25)
Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
This year, make a retro Halloween fashion statement with a lavender sweater dress covered with Pterodactyls rendered in 8-bit Nintendo quality. If I was out trick-or-treating and saw someone open a door wearing this sweater, I’d expect to get a bag full of Giggles cookies, Bonkers candy, and Tab… I miss you Giggles, I really do.
Product Page: ($268)
With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
Product Page: ($26)
If it’s not a budding fashion trend already, surely this t-shirt will inspire everyone to swap their current mustache style for something that will cause animals to attack you when they think you’re running away with one of their babies attached to your upper lip.
Product Page: (2,500 Yen, or about $23.75)
