You Must Be Working Slowly If They Got A Toe Tag On You
Hopefully your boss seeing you wear this tie doesn’t remind him of how much time you spend barely moving at work. I’m not sure how the tie has anything to do with business unless you’re a mortician, but the colors are pretty.
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The Last Supper:Pac Man Style
I can’t believe that Blinky fell for this. There was no way that Pac Man was going to treat him to a nice supper. This became evident almost immediately when Pac Man’s first course was a giant large ball. He may as well try running because sitting there sweating nervously is not going to get [...]
The Dachshund Has A Body Meant For A Bracelet
No dog has a body meant for a bracelet more than the dachshund. That long body can wrap all the way around your wrist for a tight hold. Just try wearing a pug bracelet. The best that could do is to sit on top of your wrist and fall off with any movement at all.
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Super Mario Cartridge Shirt
Throw all the pictures of video game action that you want onto a t-shirt, but making yourself look a giant Nintendo game cartridge is one up on all of them. anyone of a certain age group will immediately have flashbacks just seeing this thing.
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Those Damn Ninjas Are Sneaky
You have to love a book bag that also serves to remind you of why you have no homework to hand in again. The teacher will be so amazed that you were able to get away from a ninja with your life intact that the lack of homework will be a non-issue.
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This Zamboni Cleans The Rink Once A Minute
Your watch should say something about you. This watch says that every minute that nothing is being done is a minute wasted. Rather than just let that second hand sweep around, this one has a Zamboni that rides the second hand to do a loop around the rink each minute. The face includes a fully [...]
This Necklace Could Use Some Toast
There is no reason to restrict breakfast foods to the morning. Take your egg over easy with you wherever you go with this Kitsch Egg Necklace. Lucky for you it is over easy and not scrambled. Scrambled would be a bit of a mess.
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Poop - Like Father, Like Child
One uses poop as a verb, the other as an adjective. For either person, poop seems to describe their current state of life perfectly. Excellent use of excrement.
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It’s Dueling Time
People used to choose between pistols, derringers and swords. Today they have to choose between guitar, bass, microphone and drums. I think I prefer the modern day version, it comes complete with a cool soundtrack.
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Multipurpose Bunny Keychain
Looking at Bugs Bunny’s teeth, the possibility of using them as a useful accessory would have to come to mind immediately. The designer of this keychain obviously thought so as he created a cute and simple bottle opener with them. But the designer also took advantage of those big floppy ears to include a couple [...]
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