You gave the alligator an opening when you let one of them reside on your Lacoste shirts. But that alligator got lonely, so you let him have a female companion. One thing led to another and…
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We all knew that paper beats rock, we just didn’t know it was to satisfy his S&M sexual fantasies. Think scissors knows anything about this?
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It seems that zombie men and women are not much different than the living variety. Its all about brains for both of them, although the women tend to get a little thrown off when a cute pair of shoes are found.
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The homeowner and land owner that these two matches chose to target may want to see them in jail, but others of their kind aspire to what sounds like incredible work.
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Don’t confuse the simpleton traveler with words like “Toiletries.”If you want them to stay organized, you need to keep your vocabulary on their reading level, which appears to be about 1st grade.
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I have no idea what each variable in this equation stands for, but I can guarantee I will have no problem remembering the solution.
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The only way that your preppy Lacoste alligator shirt could take away your masculinity even more would be if that reptile physically got hold of your manhood.
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As the face of Corn Dog Mints, Carlton the Corn Dog has been pimping out his own kind for profit for years. His decision to go cannibal just cements his heartless status, though it is hard to blame him for loving corn dogs.
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This view of aliens attacking a moon settlement is a warning to future explorers. They will certainly ruin the idyllic dream of living somewhere besides Earth. You may also get a flashback of your days battling similar creatures on early video game systems.
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This astronaut’s tether is the only thing keeping him from floating into oblivion. The cord disappears below your waistline, so hopefully there is something significant in those pants to anchor him.
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