Bag Of Ideas Has Everything You May Need
This bag is made to carry around just about anything you need, from tools of your trade to office clothing you may need after a long night out. And since there could be anything in there from an engagement ring to a pair of scissors, thieves are not likely to take their chances stealing this [...]
This Umbrella Has Pitter/Patter With No Rain
The 80 typefaces of Pitter/Patter on this umbrella will remind you of a gentle rain even when there is noting but bright sunshine. It will give you one reason to be happy every time rain is forecast.
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West Is Best - Poor Burt Ward
In every duo, one is going to be preferred. In this case it is obvious that Adam West has captured the ladies imaginations. It must be the uniform, because if it was his role on Family Guy there would be Batman in this picture.
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Publicly Shame Those Sock Singletons
The missing sock phenomenon is well documented, but there has never been an answer to it. While this hanger may not fix the problem, it gives you a place to hang on to the singles until a suitable match appears. It doesn’t hurt that they will be subject to ridicule from all the paired socks [...]
Toasty Hoodie - Mittens On Demand
Always have a pair of mittens handy when wearing the Toasty Hoodie. You probably use your pockets to keep your hands warm more than you use them to carry stuff, so it only makes sense. They also work great if cute girls need to warm their hands.
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Gloomy Bear Bloody Mittens
Gloomy Bear is always about a little dripping blood from either his mouth or his claws. These plush Gloomy Bear claw mittens with blood will keep your hands warm and give you a bit of a dangerous look. If you are really dead set against the blood they do have a pair of the same [...]
Locking Steel Bra Gives Great Support, No Access (NSFW)
Like a chastity belt for your chest, this stainless steel bra will allow access to only those that have they key. While it may give great support, it is not ideal for second dates or anyone that may develop an itch in a place they cannot get to. If you tire of the whole bondage [...]
The Cycle of Violence
You have heard of the cycle of violence where as time goes by things get worse and worse. This particular cycle of violence will certainly up the ante a bit. It will be like your own two wheeled version of Death Race. It is nice to see that they added non-slip pedals so you don’t [...]
Formula Tie Impresses The Ladies
A great advantage of wearing this tie that is covered with formulas is that the majority of people are not smart enough to know whether the solutions are right or wrong. Their assumption will be that they must be right. They may also assume that someone who is that smart must have a lot of [...]
Saucy Stripper Moving Image Cufflinks
These cufflinks will be your favorite accessories and could lead to you getting a lot more exercise. The cufflinks have an image of a sexy young woman who is barely clothed. Move your arm and she removes her top. If you ever wondered why some people are moving their arms around like wild men, maybe [...]
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