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There will probably never be an end to the three picture moon shirts. But since the whole three moon series started with the three wolves, then the next logical step is the Worgen. Just because these feral beasts are from a yet to be released WoW expansion doesn’t mean they don’t strike fear into people.
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The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.
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Being able to measure things so they fit perfectly is something that only an experienced pro like Norm Abram can do. The rest of us weekend handymen have to do some fine manipulation with our fists or a sledgehammer.
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The average flight you take these days caters to the wealthy fliers and those with thousands of frequent flier miles. This particular flight is meant for the rest of us. If the only way you can fly without being crammed into a tiny seat is to bring your own transportation then so be it. Nothing wrong with a trailer if it adds to your comfort.
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If there is anything that I think we can all agree on it is that a happy bladder is a great thing. Share your happy bladder with all those around you with this lovely pin. It makes no difference what occasion you are wearing it for, if your bladder is happy, then you are happy. And if the bladder is not happy, then no one is happy.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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Mr. Einstein looks like a natural as the fifth member of Kiss. But it is a pretty close call on who has the most famous tongue, Albert or Gene Simmons. There is definitely the potential for some animosity between those two.
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Your forecast cap may not get much attention from the ladies, but everyone that realizes bad weather can affect their life will certainly be paying attention to what it predicts. Whatever you feel the future weather to be can be shown by this cap. It offers you the choice of predicting rain, wind, thunderstorms or sun. You would hope that inaccurate predictions would not be held against you just like they don’t seem to be held against your local forecaster. Check out the alternate forecasts for you to attach after the break.
You always assumed that the 8-bit graphics that Atari provided you in Space Invaders were a limitation of their console system. This picture proves that the lousy graphics had nothing to do with a lack of precision but were a realistic representation of what was attacking at the time.
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These stockings will do a good job of advertising your Twittering and request for more followers. But without your account name on there you will constantly be approached by people who want to find out. That can be a mixed blessing depending on whether you would enjoy a bunch of internet addicts hitting on you.
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