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You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.
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The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.
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Doing anything but the work that needs to be done is a talent that many posses, but the ability to do a number of useless tasks while avoiding work takes a real master.
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It makes no difference whether you are called a Dungeon Master because you are the best D&D player or because you spend all your free time playing video games in your parent’s basement. Either way you are a geek.
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You may not be dressed for a wedding when you wear this tuxedo scarf, but you are better dresses than your average skier or sledder. You are also warm, which is one thing those tuxedo clad buffoons can’t claim.
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This is what cows dream of at night, learning to use the alien’s tractor beam technology against them. They aren’t out in the pasture just eating all day, they are thinking and plotting of how to make this happen.
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Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.
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Now I understand the truth behind crop circles. The only reason aliens come to Earth is for getting the finest herb in the galaxy.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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Send your twins out in this set of jumpers that gives the Mac wearer a friend in Cheese, as opposed to his mortal enemy PC. It doesn’t really tell anyone which is the evil twin, but it does tell them which prefers technology over food.
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