Scarecrow Zombie: Very Possible in an Alternate Universe
I don’t think anyone would disagree that the Scarecrow in “The Wizard of Oz” was just a little bit odd. To find him staggering through the woods in search of brains with all the other zombies is much more possible than most would think. This shirt design is a lot like what a modern interpretation […]
Black Cheerleader MegaPhone Purse
A cute little Cheerleader Megaphone Purse. Cute if the user is a teenager, anyway. The megaphone shape and purple stitching are just made for the flashy teen girl. Seeing some middle aged woman with this thing would be just plain weird. Arrested adolescence I think they would call that. The death of the cute cheerleader […]
Guitar Sunglasses
You aren’t guitar hero unless you are rocking these shades. Musicians are notorious for their oddball style and with these you will fit right in with the band. Much more fun if used when alcohol is flowing freely at your house.
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Speedometer Watch: 0-100 In About 8 Hours
This watch may be the easiest way you get to see a speedometer read 120. Unless you don’t value your license you aren’t trying it in your car, so at about 4:20 (coincidental time?) you will read 120 on your wrist. It may not be as exciting as in the car, but at least this […]
Neck Noose: Feeling Tied Down
When tied around your neck this tie looks like a single piece of rope restraining you. Luckily, the rope has frayed and broken so that you have a little freedom. After 5 PM and you get to leave work anyway. Until then that frayed end may as well be tied to your desk for all […]
Graduate Baseball Cap
The mortarboard with tassel is a simple way to let everyone know you have graduated, but it is normally rented and you only get to wear it the day of your graduation. How to continue to let people know that you are a fresh graduate? With this Graduate Baseball Cap it is simple. You never […]
Egg Cosy: Apparel for Food
I understand that apparel for foods is pushing the subject of this blog, but a knit cap is a knit cap in my book. The fact that this one is made to keep a boiled egg hot does not disqualify it. I am not sure how often you have the problem of your boiled egg […]
Windows for Dummies Shirt
If you are reading blogs, you are more likely on the giving end of computer assistance rather than the receiving end. This would be an excellent gift for those that bother you incessantly with inane problems. If you pick the perfect stooge to give it to, they may not even realize exactly what it is […]
Chewing Through The Restraints Shirts
This shirt is a nice illustration of just how shitty some days are. The same type of day where you wish you had never gotten out of bed. But without the mention of restraints you are just another whiner. Nothing is worse than that, other than the life of the poor sap who comes up […]
Loaded Firearm Belt Buckle/Lighter
The Firearm Belt buckle making it look like you are armed is only half of the allure of this belt buckle. The firearm can be removed from the holster at which point its second use becomes apparent. It is also a lighter! If you choose to accessorize with this I would offer just a small […]
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