After decades of slaughtering stupid teenagers, Jason Voorhees has gotten a bit cocky. On cold nights he often makes the rounds at Camp Crystal lake wearing a neoprene face mask that glows-in-the-dark.
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Everyone knows that the ability to be beamed anywhere would be the ultimate in travel ease. It is possible that microwaves are the key to the transporter technology and we just haven’t found the right technique yet. It is also possible that these men have stumbled into a devious trap of a carnivorous creature that prefers his meals well cooked.
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There are a lot of lessons to be taken from this simple picture of Darth Vader doing his business. He doesn’t read while on the toilet, he could probably use some stool softener, he is very careless with his lightsaber when nature calls and privacy does not seem to be a concern among the officers of the Galactic Empire.
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If you want to wear a belt buckle that makes a bold statement about other people’s stupidity, you had best be sure that your spelling is correct. Spell check can’t fix everything.
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A miniature Death Star may be able to knock down 10 pins, but that ability to strike did not carry over to Darth Vader’s fight for the galaxy. If the Rebels had only arranged their defenses into a perfect triangle his plan may have worked much better.
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Quotes and messages from various Bible passages are thrown around all the time, but how many people really sit down and read it from cover to cover. “Too Long, Did Not Read” would probably describe most people’s experience with it.
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The Empire couldn’t beat the Rebel Alliance in the struggle for control of the galaxy—that we know. But you may not know that they also have a really horrible basketball team.
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You don’t really believe that anyone could be as calm, cool and collected as Bob Ross was without a little bit of assistance from one of nature’s wackiest plants. We should all be as fond of his “happy little trees” as he was even if we aren’t doing any painting at all.
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You know that our civilization is on a downward spiral when even impressionistic art is based on the video games of your youth. Next thing you know our ground based alien defense will be based on Space Invaders.
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Hopefully you can get some girl to commit to you before she figures out that going all night will do nothing for her but give her some peace and quiet. That hope will also require that she is illiterate and can’t read this shirt.
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