Cabestan, the same company that brought us the Aliens-inspired Nostromo watch, has unveiled the Sol Invictus —a $560,000 piece of wrist gadget candy with two solar panels.
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The Creepy Critters collection of t-shirts depicts scenes primarily from horror films replacing the antagonists and their prey with cuddly and adorable wildlife. You have your pick of Bunny Leatherface, Bunny Lector, Freddy Tiger, Kitty Exorcist, and Clockwork Mice. To paraphrase Lindsay Naegle, these shirts will tell people you’re dangerous… But warm and edgy-cute!
In this reworking of Michelangelo’s Creation of Man in lieu of the toned Adam we have what appears to be the modern incarnation of man as created by Almighty’s fast food: Saggier, hairier…more man boobs.
I think a better representation of this scene would involve Satan holding a fried Twinkie, a bag of onion rings, and a Big Gulp.
The latest in the line of Casio G-Shock watches is not only seizure inducing, but is also dubbed Man Box—which seems disturbing. However, the name appears to be related to a little plastic man toy that is included with the watch. Naturally, it is also dressed up in colors that can only be described as “Crayola Vomit.”
The line was made with pilots in mind (although I don’t seem to recall seeing Bozo and 15 of his friends roll out of a Cessna when arriving at the circus) which means it’s shock resistant, waterproof, and able to withstand up to 15G .
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You can get your hands on Jake and Neytiri’s chokers and bracelets thanks to these replicas which range in price from 49 to 75 EUR ($67 to $102).  The cost is pretty reasonable as rumor has it that the Na’vis regrettably gave away a large island in Pandora to get these things in the first place.
This Large Hadron Collider t-shirt features “the six major components of the LHC printed in off-white around the bottom” with the full text listed after the break.
I’ve been looking for something to measure the Aristotelian fifth element, something that will tell me how much of a circular moving intangible substance is floating around in the terrestrial sphere. What? Â You don’t need to measure an Aristotelian intangible substance in the terrestrial sphere? Â Too bad. Â This thing is pretty badass looking.
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From Nerd Approved: If you are in the market for some “Japanese style” arts and crafts I have just the thing for you. This Domo iPhone 3G case is completely handmade and a great way to own a unique bit of kitsch. The case is made from felt and will fit an iPhone, iPod and just about any other cellphone or MP3 player.
This sleek design features a combination of something old and something new, namely a typewriter and laptop computer.  It’s shown on a grayish-blue shirt, though the LAPWRITER is available in a wide range of color choices.  Now all you need to do is borrow this sucker from a friend and your ready for your wedding.
Product Page ($36)
The “Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag” takes a humorous look at airplane safety.  The following info is from the manufacturer’s website:
“This case’s mock safety card print has got all the fixings of something interesting – bright, unusual colors, cartoon-effect imagery, and unabashed silliness. Its symbols, such as the one telling me that I can indeed use my remote control car on the plane, and its nonsensical text, such as “Please stow all babies under your seat,” would, if real, make safety information cards side-splittingly engaging.”
Sure, it’s all fun and games until someone slaps a baby under their seat, suffocating it’s previous screams and fits of crying…I like where your head’s at “Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag.”
