Screenprinted Synthesizer Necktie For Nerds
Synth nerds finally have a tie that reflects their personal style. According to the product site:
Built in 1975, the EMS Synthi-E was one of the first traveling synthesizers, strangely foreshadowing the laptop music of today. It was a low cost version of the Synthi-A designed for schools and colleges, the unit was easily transportable as [...]
You’re a Real American “Idle”
If laziness was the objective of American Idol, you would never get voted off. You’re a true champion.
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ATHF: Ignigknot and Meatwad Knit Caps
For many of us, the bitter cold months of winter are approaching fast. Stay warm with Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Meatwad and Ignigknot knit caps. Meatwad gives your head a warm, meaty skull-hug while Igningknot helps you stay toasty with his mysterious moon powers. An additional image is available after the break.
Jetpacks Are Friggin’ Awesome
I think we can all agree that jetpacks are awesome. That opinion is not based on any personal experience mind you, but the idea of flying in a jetpack is awesome. And this shirt? Well, it is awesome by association.
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With a Name Like “King Kong” You’ve Got To Wrap It Up
If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.
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Star Power Makes You Invincible
You have star invincibility! So go ahead—jump off that building. I just hope you timed it right.
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Headphone Necklace Makes Hall and Oates Awesome
Have a few Richard Marx or Reo Speedwagon records in your attic? Why not recycle them into something that is actually desirable. Case in point—this headphone-shaped vinyl record necklace.
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Obama Brand Footwear: Change With a Swift Kick to the Groin
If you husband or boyfriend is a bastard, a swift kick to the groin with Obama’s face leading the way should bring about the change you need. Additional designs are available after the break.
Vampires Have No Life
Being an immortal vampire may seem cool at first, but after a few hundred years things get kind of stale. I mean, when you are not sucking blood what the hell is there to do at four in the morning? Honestly, before video games were invented, I don’t know how vampires could stand it.
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It’s Not A.D.D! Squirrels Are Just Interesting Okay?
It’s not me…it’s the squirrels that have A.D.D. I mean, have you ever watched one? They dart around left and right, back and forth, up the tree, down the tree. Those damn squirrels need to focus! Nuts! It is as simple as that.
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