Statistics With a Pint of Guinness
At a glance, this jersey looks like a common beer shirt with a Guinness logo, but look closer and you will see that it is really advertising your love of statistics. It is like admitting your a massive math geek, but not coming fully out of the closet. Close up shot of the logo available [...]
Bullet Magazine Watch: Ammo on Your Arm
This unique watch features a slide open magazine revealing a watched lined with 6 faux bullet heads. It’s functional, and it makes you look like a badass (or a guy trying to look like a badass).
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Dr. Who Tardis Wardrobe Doubles as a Tent
Hardcore Dr. Who fans will surely love to store their wardrobe in this unique Tardis Zipperobe. But the best part is that it doubles as a geeky time traveling tent.
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Bus to the Future: The DeLorean is Toast
Sure the bus is crowded, it smells like pee and there is some dude trying to rub up against you, but hey—it takes you from year A to year B doesn’t it?
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It is Very Important to Know Your Cranes
Can you pick out the bird, the construction machine and the Mr. Miyagi “crane technique?” Forget math and science, you must know your cranes.
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You Are Going to Be Father of the Year
If you wear this shirt, please don’t have kids. Seriously.
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Ying Yang Coffee Hat is a Bunch of Starbucks Hippie Crap
When you start seeing ancient Chinese symbols in your coffee, it is time to pull over the van and put down the bong. This is especially true if you wear a hat like this.
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Clinton BJ T-Shirt: It Never Gets Old (NSFW)
A few years ago, Dave Chappelle did a standup routine where he pondered the fame of the President. To put things in perspective, he drew upon the whole Monica Lewinsky fiasco and asked asked us to imagine what it would be like to be so recognizable that a woman would automatically become famous for giving [...]
All Things Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps’ achievements during the Beijing Olympics are nothing short of extraordinary. So, since there hasn’t been any doping scandal yet, it is safe to idolize our new sporting hero with merchandise. A selection of some of the best stuff out there is available after the break—including his famous LZR Racer bodysuit.
Guinness Flip Flops Provide Great Taste, Arch Support
You know what’s great about the summer? Having a couple cold pints and not having to wear regular shoes. Guinness has us covered on both fronts.
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