Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of April 14thâ€”20th 2008:
Software is Like Sex Shirt: It’s better when it’s free.
Natural Redhead Shirt: It makes me want to eat at McDonald’s even less.
Orpheus Wallet: Perfect for struggling guitarists.
Keyboard Baby Bib: Give your kid a head start in the technology fieldâ€”and ensure a lifetime of social awkwardness.
Manties: Being a man never felt so sexy (and frilly).
The next five products are available after the break.
Massage Pants: Work out the kinks in your junk.
Oversized Shopper: Does this bag make my ass look big?
Hippie-in-Training Snapsuit: Give your kid a head start in a field involving granola eating, bitching and smelling bad.
Cassette Pin: Show your support for obsolete technology.
Kali Girlz Pirate Bikini Swimsuits: For girls with a little cap’n in em.