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Zip it Mask: You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch Tonight


Check that, you will probably be headed towards a messy divorce or breakup if you try and put this on your significant other. Fortunately, the pouch is “satiny” — so at least it will be comfortable on the mouth when she blurts out how much of an asshole you are.

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