You Need a Pair of Burrito Glasses

burrito glasses

I have two words for you: burrito-vision. That’s right, you will have the power of the burrito—the ability to look at someone and make them fart uncontrollably. Now that’s a superpower.

Also available in brick and sponge versions, which give you the power to…uh, manipulate walls and give sponge baths from a distance?

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