Unicorn Farts Lip Balm. For Real.


I suppose there’s a unicorn somewhere who is busy eating lots of beans to help Etsy seller LongWinterSoapCo have enough farts to make more of this lip balm. It smells just like real unicorn farts, which are remarkably similar to the smell of spearmint and pink cotton candy. Don’t ask me how I know this, I just know. Currently, the unicorns are busy farting more farts but keep an eye on the Etsy story and more lip balm will be available soon.

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