Listen up, Cadets! Even with the use of your 3D maneuver gear, your chances of surviving an ambush by a group of titans is pretty low. Like gut-wrenchingly low. Sorry about that. So, the best thing we can do to up your chances for survival is to make you all look like titans. This Titan Colossal Titan Fleece Cozy is comfy, warm, and it’ll make you look like the imposing Colossal Titan in all its icky, skinless glory. It’s available for pre-order now, so I’d pick one up if you’re hoping to not get bitten in half anytime soon.
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