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The Great North Pole Heist

Santa On a Stick“Santa On a Stick” may provide a good disguise if you plan an Ocean’s Eleven style heist of Santa’s Workshop. Just be prepared to explain any physical discrepancies, like why Santa’s lips don’t move and why he needs to have a stick attached to his chin at all times. You’d better hope those Elves are pretty really damned stupid.

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