Stop And Smell The Zombie Perfume

Zombie Perfume

The zombie apocalypse could be coming any day, and if it does, you’ll need to be prepared. You don’t want to smell too much like a human (aka dinner) but if you cross over, you don’t want to offend all the other zombies with your oppressive stench. Demeter Fragrance thankfully has a solution: buy their Zombie for Her and Zombie for Him fragrances. The scent for guys smells like a ” combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.” The ladies blend is the same but with a touch of wine barrel dregs. It’s sexy, sexy stuff.

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