Sexy Machine Gun Stockings The TSA Will Love

Most public establishments prohibit you from walking around with machine guns and pistols strapped to your thighs. It’s not right, I know, but it’s the way of the world. These sexy stockings pose the perfect way around the ridiculous sensibilities of modern society. Just don’t wear them on a plane. I can only imagine what the TSA would do if you tried getting through security in these.

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