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Honest Abe’s Got Your Back

When you don’t have any integrity or credibility of your own, it may help to borrow someone else’s. That’s where the Honest Abe pin comes in. This 1/2″ x 5/8″ image of our 16th president will be on hand to help you appear reputable when you go in for that big job interview, the first meeting with your girlfriend’s parents, or to stand before a judge. But don’t become too confident, because even Abe’s sway won’t be able to keep you out of prison when you proposition an undercover cop at 3am.

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