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Dangerous Love Scarf: For Social Suicide

If you want to give your potential suitors a little hint to get the gears turning and stir up a little mystery about yourself, strap on this 5’ fleece scarf with its biohazard heart symbol and let the rumors run wild. What will the dangerous love scarf imply to those who see you wearing it? Could it be that you are really under 18? That you used to be a guy? That you have numerous beefy, jealous ex-boyfriends? Or that you are a walking venereal disease? Hey, it’s a fair warning.

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