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Creature Attack Bandages Reveal How You Were Wounded

These handy bandages will eliminate all those annoying questions from people who want to know how you got hurt. They proudly announce the cause of your pain as either a Yeti Attack, Alien Probe, Vampire Bite or Poked By A Unicorn. They’ve got you covered, unless it was a zombie bite, in which case you’re going to have to prove you’re still fit to hang out with humans.

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