Why are you wasting my time reading about a stupid cape? Because this is not some stupid, generic Batman cape. Push a button and the cape expands to a 5 foot wingspan! Retract it and you can get into your 1990Â Geo Metro Batmobile. Just think of the feeling of power you will get when you bust this thing out on an unsuspecting bystander.
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