I usually associate bacon with grease splattering me as I cook it. It may be painful but the thought of a nice juicy BLT makes it all worthwhile. Wearing this Bacon Scarf is nothing like that at all. No pain getting it ready and not as much enjoyment once it is ready. Sort of like real bacon on Prozac, things are just on a little more even keel.
Product Page ($38) via Geekologie
