Or don’t. Kudos to NBC for investing so much money to cover an event so few care about. Could have probably just covered figure skating and been done with it.
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A strong drink, some video games and this blanket are all you need to stay warm during the winter. And remember, Fashionably Geek readers get 10% off all SplitReason purchases with the code “fashgeek.”
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The designer of the international symbol for a USB port has taken all his copyright earnings and now spends his days fishing at the port city that was his inspiration.
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Nothing like a toasty warm wiener in a bun to keep those feet warm on a frigid winter morning. Not a fan of hot dogs? Check out three other bread slipper designs after the break: Pineapple bun, sesame bread and a butter roll.
Although you’ll enjoy the double whammy “hello” that you can give with the combination of a conventional wave and the added “Hi” printed on one of the mittens, the waning popularity of the high five coupled with the fact that mittens have a cool factor of zero means that the only high five action they will see will be with each other.
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These Sonic the Hedgehog earmuffs will keep you toasty warm all winter long. You don’t get Tails included to help him, but you also don’t get his nemesis Dr. Robotnik. No sidekick, no nemesis, it all sort of evens out.
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In case you forgot what the next five months in New York will look like, here’s a reminder on a long sleeve t-shirt. For added realism, imagine the cab ride accompanied by the sweet sounds of honking horns and angry expletives echoing between the skyscrapers.
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Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.
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With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
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Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.
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