
If these warnings were good enough for the days of WWII, they should be good enough for today as well. You are merely the messenger when you carry this lunch box around—a messenger who knows that STD’s are the biggest enemy of all. The gas mask certainly gives it the gentle touch you should be striving for.
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The latest in Nike’s foray into the world of gaming-inspired kicks comes to us in the form of these new Wii Blazers. So…they’re white with a little reddish-orange trim, laynard-esque shoelaces, a reflective swoosh symbol and a power symbol on the tongue. The guys at Nike must have been up all night coming up with that design. Available starting this summer. An additional image is available after the break.
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If you’ve been procrastinating about using wrist straps for your Wii remote, you’d better get acquainted with its innards so you’ll know how to put it back together after it inevitably flies out of your hand and hits a wall, the floor or a loved one’s face. Just sayin…
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If you are a PS3 or a Wii fanatic that simply hates Microsoft and their 360, this Red Ring of Death (RRoD) cap is for you. Show your support by wearing the cap and shirt ensemble while visiting a friend who owns an Xbox. Then stand over it and cheer “Fail! Fail!”
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It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.
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It used to be that the people who played video games all the time had a distinct lack of muscle. The Wii has changed all that. Have you ever tried Wii Boxing? That is a work out. And all that playing will eventually get you into some kind of shape. Maybe not perfect, but better than you would have been otherwise. This shirt will give others fair warning that you are one video game junkie they don’t want to mess with.
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