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Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
This stump ring can be customized to include any two sets of initials carved into a heart on the side, but you don’t want to do it yourself. These rings have a mean side that only certified stump ring tamers can handle. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out the video after the break.
I will be getting married later this year and looking for wedding bands is definitely on the to do list. If the Kinekt ring was made in some other material besides stainless steel I might actually consider it—only to be laughed at and shot down brutally by my fiancee. It’s probably just as well—I can see myself developing some sort of OCD disorder from obsessively playing with the working gears all day.
If your wedding day is coming up and you want to be absolutely sure that you will be the center of attention, make your gown out of cake. This example isn’t for sale, but it will give you the keys to harness the head turning power of bride and food, the two most important things at a wedding. Plus when you add in the freak show factor you become an attention grabbing triple threat.
These red, translucent orange and yellow acrylic flame rings are available in sizes 5, 7, 8 or 9 with the largest one standing 0.6″ above your finger. They’re also perfect for scratching your junk every time you put your hand in your pocket, or for a rockabilly wedding proposal.
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The geek’s wedding caused a major conundrum among the guests: is that a cake or pi they are serving? The correct answer is that it is chocolate and that is all that matters.
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You may not be dressed for a wedding when you wear this tuxedo scarf, but you are better dresses than your average skier or sledder. You are also warm, which is one thing those tuxedo clad buffoons can’t claim.
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If you are trying to hammer home the idea of “’til death do us part” to your significant other at the altar, this pillow will send a message with your wedding bands that is loud and clear.
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Everyone enjoys injecting a little bit of childish fun into an otherwise serious outfit. There are usually only three times to wear a suit these days: a wedding, a funeral and an interview. These Space Hopper Cufflinks are appropriate for…none of those times to be quite honest.
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Pop-Tarts are good. Not “I would use one as a wedding band” good, but they are still pretty damn tasty.
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