
Is the baby Nite Owl worried about the baby Rorschach using his mask to make passes at the Silk Spectre? Has Rorschach always used the phrase “is nigh” to describe everything? And when their parents went out, you know that finding a babysitter was damn near impossible, especially the decision on how many kids to count Dr. Manhattan as. Who watches the Watchbabies. It is a legitimate question.
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These latex Dr. Manhattan hands are intended to be part of a costume, but I think they would be far better utilized as the nerdiest dish washing gloves ever.
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Good question: who watches the Watchmen? Better question: who pacs the Pacmen? I’m not sure, but there may have been a second shooter on the grassy knoll.
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If you have read Watchmen, you know that Rorschach is juuust a bit unstable. He is also a remarkably unattractive man. The inkblot mask he wears is more than just a costume—it is his identity. Now you can escape from your past and remake yourself in a similar fashion using this beanie mask.
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If the movie is half as good as the graphic novel, the Watchmen is going to be HUGE. Granted, people who have been fans since the 80’s may not be happy with the Hot Topic-esque commercialization of their beloved novel, but sweet looking Dr. Manhattan and Rorschach messenger bags are hard to resist. The latter is pictured after the break.
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You don’t have to decide which is your favorite character when you order this set of 5 Watchmen keychains. The set includes the Watchmen Logo, The Comedian, Rorschach, Silk Specter and Dr. Manhattan. Choose whichever character suits your fancy and have a backup ready at any time.
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Now that Fox and WB have made a deal and “The Watchmen” is going to be released in March as originally planned, let’s look at one more piece of Watchmen paraphernalia. As the only character in the Watchmen that has true superpowers he is obviously qualified to carry and protect your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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In anticipation for the movie, I am in the midst of reading the Watchmen. It is absolutely brilliant—I can’t believe I missed out on it all these years. Unfortunately, with the Fox lawsuit over the film going forward, we may have to rely on the graphic novel and shirts like “The Many Faces of Rorschach” to get our fix for a little while longer.
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