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Behold the evolution of the “I’m with Stupid” shirt. The Locked On proximity-sensing shirt scans and detects other Locked On shirts within three meter radius. Essentially, it knows when “stupid” is in the room and warns you with flashing lights. Of course, in this case, you’re both with stupid.
It’s perfect for annoying couples, annoying buddies and girlfriends and even enemies.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
Taking weapons to the next level is this Armatix .22cal pistol, which comes with a custom wristwatch that is also responsible for sending a wireless arming signal to the gun, illuminating a green LED on the back of the gun and allowing it to fire. When the gun is not within a few inches of the watch, the gun will be disabled, as signified by a red LED. However all that safety will cost you. The limited edition pistol is selling for 7,000 euro, or about $9,700, and starts shipping next month.
Serenity’s Firefly class spaceship will have to watch out for huge jars in space. They may be able to escape most ambushes, but a glass jar is any firefly’s bane.
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They will be found on an island in the Bermuda Triangle—part of some extreme and ridiculously elaborate reality TV situation perpetrated by wannabe producer Charles Widmore after watching the movie The Truman Show. You heard it here first.
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This watch was developed during the Vietnam War and utilizes a cover as a way of preventing sun glare off the watch face from giving away troop positions. You may not be risking life and limb in the jungles of Nam, but there are still certain situations that call for an anti-glare timepiece. For example, when you’re camping in the woods and have to take a dump in the bushes. That’s a time you only want giant soft leaves to know your 20.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:
Dread Naught T-Shirt: Trip the Lego fantastic.
Crock Star T-Shirt: I want to be a crock star.
“Wanna Have a Threesome?” Shirt: Why yes, I would like a threesome.
3D Stonehenge Watch: The Druid timepiece of choice.
Cheesy Friends Forever: High fivin’ cheezy friends with benefits.
Despite the 3D Stonehenge effect on the face of the watch, there doesn’t appear to be any calendar function, so modern day Druids will have to continue getting that info the hard way.
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Ever wonder where glitter comes from? It’s what’s produced when a collision takes place in retro-video game world.
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This twist on the classic owl watch necklace design features two clocks—one for each boob time zone.
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