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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Paper Bag Hat: Makes your kid look like a bum.
Pre-Distressed Jumpsuit: Could you work a grease monkey jumpsuit?
First Aid Kit Backpack: For a cosplay emergency.
Be More Awesome LED Wristwatch Shirt: It’s time to be more awesome.
Bateman T-Shirt: The caped mass murderer.
What they really should have done is skipped the shirt and made this into an actual LED wristwatch. What time is it? It’s half-past awesome.
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We can only hope that this shirt idea will be made into the next Halloween horror flick. Watching pumpkins carve someone up so they can put a candle in them is a lot scarier than Jason’s slashings.
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If you wasted all day yesterday watching to see the outcome of the alleged child in a balloon, then you will probably appreciate this shirt that is on the market today. When you get tired of it you can just hide it in your attic. It would only be appropriate.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 4th-11th, 2009:
DIY Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf: Create an awesome looking piranha plant scarves.
Animated Space Invaders T-Shirt: Draws attention away from your body.
Crib Sheet Shirts: Get high marks, but fall short on subtlety.
Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction Shirt: Moon/animal shirts reach their zenith.
Simpsons Undies Trucker Cap: Homer Simpson streaks across your baseball cap.
When your bag looks like an ordinary can of Coke, you’d think only the chronically thirsty would become potential purse snatchers; but the people you really have to watch out for are security personnel at movie theaters and concerts.
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If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:
I Love Popcorn T-Shirt: Popcorn porn is like an orgy in my mouth.
Captain Canada T-Shirt: The red headed stepchild of superheroes.
Vannen Street Art Watches Series I: Wearable art that you can actually afford.
Darth Monroe T-Shirt: Darth’s darkest secret.
Danger, Keep Out of Reach of Children T-Shirt: The world just isn’t as safe as it used to be.
Designed by four urban artists with distinct styles, Vannen’s Series I collection is wearable art that you can actually afford. Despite being limited to 500 pieces, each watch will only set you back $65. A full gallery is available after the break.
A secret that’s darker than the dark side itself is the fact that behind the deep voice, costume and intimidation, Vader is really a cross-dresser with clean-shaven gams, who regularly sits in a hidden theater on the Death Star and watches “The Seven Year Itch” while personally reenacting Marylin’s most famous movie moment.
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