I was rummaging through some boxes the other day and I found my old Game Boy, still in pristine condition, tucked away in a protective case. Really brings me back—kind of like this wallet might do for any fan of retro gaming.
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Duct tape wallets are nerdy enough, but happysadtree has taken the medium to a whole other level with wallets that feature everything from mustaches and breakfast foods to flaming swords. Check out a gallery after the break.
You would be pretty cool if you just had a Ghostbusters wallet complete with the movie’s logo on it. But you will be twice as cool if it looks like you were in on the action—and that is how this ectoplasm splattered wallet makes it appear.
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If the mattress is the safest place to keep all your money then this mattress wallet is the best way to carry your money. What pickpocket with any self respect is going to lift this from you?
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You will never get lost in Hyrule when playing Zelda if you have this wallet that has the full map printed on the outside.
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It’s time to redefine cool and sophisticated with designs like this. The next time a tuxedo-clad millionaire steps out of his Mercedes for valet parking, he should produce a cheeseburger from his pocket to provide that large tip. Same goes for the next Bond movie; when Q briefs 007, he should receive a cheeseburger wallet packed with the latest spy gadgets that is later used in an action sequence to save his life. This would be much more convincing than conventional leather. Am I alone?
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With the dress code of almost every company going business casual, the one raw material that there should be plenty of is old suits and ties. Seizing on a source of cheap material, the makers of these wallets will offer you a small assortment to choose from: blue necktie, red necktie or pinstripe suit. Maybe your excellent wallet fashion sense will prompt some bigwig to move you up to a position that actually requires you to wear a suit. (and pays you accordingly).
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If you are a single guy, it might be a good idea to steer clear of the Tightwad wallet. It tells a woman that your idea of a romantic night out is dinner for two at Arby’s.
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If you also pity yourself some fools, this Mr. T-themed messenger bag has your name on it. The wallet (pictured after the break), on the other hand, may not be such a wise purchase. After all, fiscal responsibility has not always been T’s strong suit.
Even if your wallet is empty is this tough economy, you can still look like a high roller with the “Loaded!” wallet from Fred&Friends. On the outside it appears that you have a wad of $100 bills in your pants—on the inside, food stamps and a 3-year old condom.
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