
I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
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The Empire couldn’t beat the Rebel Alliance in the struggle for control of the galaxy—that we know. But you may not know that they also have a really horrible basketball team.
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Who is the world’s most powerful man? Is it B.A. Baracus or Walker, Texas Ranger? Only a vicious bout of tongue wrestling will decide.
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One of these guys is about to find out what it’s like to fly, and that person is most likely over 70 and using his cane as a lance. I’ll let you figure out who that person is.
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Wizards may be good with magic and everything, but put them in an old fashioned fistfight and they are completely useless. First of all, flowing robes and pointy hats restrict movement. Second, they have slow reflexes that open them up for easy headshots.
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Each pair of these mittens consists of a predator and his prey. You may have trouble keeping your hands still when wearing these, the predator will want to attack and the prey will be looking to escape. But all that is important is that your hands will stay nice and warm. The following pairs are available: Lion/Gazelle, Frog/Fly and Whale/Fish.
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