One of these guys is about to find out what it’s like to fly, and that person is most likely over 70 and using his cane as a lance. I’ll let you figure out who that person is.
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Wizards may be good with magic and everything, but put them in an old fashioned fistfight and they are completely useless. First of all, flowing robes and pointy hats restrict movement. Second, they have slow reflexes that open them up for easy headshots.
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Each pair of these mittens consists of a predator and his prey. You may have trouble keeping your hands still when wearing these, the predator will want to attack and the prey will be looking to escape. But all that is important is that your hands will stay nice and warm. The following pairs are available: Lion/Gazelle, Frog/Fly and Whale/Fish.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of
September 28th – October 4th, 2009:
Well Connected T-Shirt: Nerd hieroglyphics.
Three Wise Bots: Good story or good cover up?
Vader Pinata T-Shirt: That donkey doesn’t stand a chance.
Build Robots T-Shirt: Robots vs. aliens? We’d better get cracking.
Vitruvian Man In 3D T-Shirt: Gyroscopes make him dizzy.
Hmmm…While aliens are allegedly traveling from distant galaxies to Earth with super fast flying saucers in order to abduct and probe people, some robots on Earth can play ping pong. Makes you wonder who to bet on when the invasion starts.
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The lines have been drawn in the woodland war. Victory could easily fall with the insanely huge bear, but I wouldn’t discount someone who can stand a tractor on two wheels, even if it is Tonka size.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 27th-August 2nd, 2009:
Van Damme vs. Shakespeare T-Shirt: When it comes to the King’s English, it’s no contest.
Smartphone T-Shirt: Has owning a Smartphone changed the way you poop?
Don’t Cross The Streams T-Shirt: A sneak peek of Ghostbusters 3?
Talk To The Han T-Shirt: How many people would jump at the chance to talk to Han?
You’re Not One Of Us Anymore, Pluto T-Shirt: Pluto is now a planet outcast.
In a fight, I will have to go with Van Damme (barely)—but when it comes to the King’s English, it’s no contest.
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No doubt inspired by the classic image created by advertising company DDB, this shirt illustrates a civilized battle between Alien and Predator. What they don’t show you is the Predator firing off a shoulder cannon shot after smack talk by the Alien proved too much to bear.
Maybe I am not remembering the movie Alien vs. Predator quite right, but this does not seem to be like the movie at all. As bad as that movie was, this is actually an improvement. Probably not coming soon to a theater near you, though.
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