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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:

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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.

Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.

Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.

Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).

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It looks like the Mario tote bag would have no trouble collecting mushrooms. Even those big Portobellos.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:

Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.

Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.

Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.

Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.

Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.

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I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”

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The Empire couldn’t beat the Rebel Alliance in the struggle for control of the galaxy—that we know. But you may not know that they also have a really horrible basketball team.

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Clash of the titansWho is the world’s most powerful man? Is it B.A. Baracus or Walker, Texas Ranger? Only a vicious bout of tongue wrestling will decide.

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jousting t-shirtOne of these guys is about to find out what it’s like to fly, and that person is most likely over 70 and using his cane as a lance. I’ll let you figure out who that person is.

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man-punch-wizard-shirt

Wizards may be good with magic and everything, but put them in an old fashioned fistfight and they are completely useless. First of all, flowing robes and pointy hats restrict movement. Second, they have slow reflexes that open them up for easy headshots.

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predator-vs-prey-mittens

Each pair of these mittens consists of a predator and his prey. You may have trouble keeping your hands still when wearing these, the predator will want to attack and the prey will be looking to escape. But all that is important is that your hands will stay nice and warm. The following pairs are available: Lion/Gazelle, Frog/Fly and Whale/Fish.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of
September 28th – October 4th, 2009:

Well Connected T-Shirt: Nerd hieroglyphics.

Three Wise Bots: Good story or good cover up?

Vader Pinata T-Shirt: That donkey doesn’t stand a chance.

Build Robots T-Shirt: Robots vs. aliens? We’d better get cracking.

Vitruvian Man In 3D T-Shirt: Gyroscopes make him dizzy.

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