It makes no difference whether you are called a Dungeon Master because you are the best D&D player or because you spend all your free time playing video games in your parent’s basement. Either way you are a geek.
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The guys at Chop Shop are at it again with a Halloween-themed silhouette shirt that challenges you to name 34 versions of the classic vampire character. You will need to bring all of your knowledge to the table on this one though—the sources come from “film, sitcoms, anime, cartoons, children’s entertainment, video games, comics, comedy and even the breakfast table.”
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Now that you have kids joining the Air Force that have grown up with video games being around their entire lives, you can expect them to use those ingrained memories in their everyday work. Seeing all those boxes on the plane just might remind them of Tetris. If they were really talented they would get them to land so they fit together. The biggest game of Tetris ever.
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Having a Mega Blaster arm can come in handy when in actual battle, but it is a definite liability when playing video games. Apparently Mega Man just gets a little too excited going back to his old school origins on the Nintendo.
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Maybe it is a bit much to compare how you live your life to how you play video games, but at least the idea of amassing experience to get you forward in life is not a bad thing to learn.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
Today’s video entertainment systems may have remote controls and a myriad of inputs, but there was a time when you had to flip a manual switch in order to get your Atari video game system connected. It may not be useful anymore, but it holds its own place in the video gaming Hall of Fame as a precursor to the conveniences of today.
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If your significant other puts on “a show” after a few drinks at a party, you may want to pick up one of these shirts and legally absolve yourself from any involvement. The full text on the shirt is available after the break.
No matter how much you love all video games, you would probably have to admit that retirement is where the Colecovision and Atari 2600 controllers should be. They have earned their rest.
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Do you sweat when you play video games? How about when you eat or get up quickly out of your chair? Sweaty geeks need not worry now that the Pac-Man headband can soak up any unsightly perspiration. Now those man boobs on the other hand—those might be something to worry about.
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