I hate to break it to you tween girls, but in reality young vampires look less like Robert Pattinson and more like Count Chocula and Eddie Munster.
Product Page: (2,500 Yen, or about $23.75)

Needless to say, this vampire nightstalker shirt would be perfect for Halloween. As you will see in the image after the break, it’s even better when the lights are out.
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The guys at Chop Shop are at it again with a Halloween-themed silhouette shirt that challenges you to name 34 versions of the classic vampire character. You will need to bring all of your knowledge to the table on this one though—the sources come from “film, sitcoms, anime, cartoons, children’s entertainment, video games, comics, comedy and even the breakfast table.”
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What is it with all the lips and mouth fashion these days? And why put them on a ring with an amber rhinestone and an eyeball? These are the deep questions we should be asking, not “What is the meaning of life?” or “When was the last time you told someone you loved them?” This is the truly deep shit, right here.
Product Page: ($52)

If watching “Twilight” has given you the desire to flush out any misunderstood, pale Robert Pattinson types at your school so you can live your very own vampire love story, then you need to get some vampire bling to let them know you’re into their shit. Then hopefully you’ll be on the fast track to hooking up with a guy who needs to suck animal blood to survive… Sexy!
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Tru Blood Type O Negative is pure, like a stubborn, mind-reading Louisiana virgin with an annoying Southern accent.
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Vampires are not being cool or trying to hide their fangs when they strike the pose that this vampire is demonstrating. They are just ashamed of their breath. I guess you just never actually hear them say “Gotta Breath Mint?” with that heavy cloak in the way. They have to expect some odors with their diet consisting entirely of other people’s blood.
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