Like the Highlander, there can be only one true vampire. And he isn’t a pussy.
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If World War II was celebrated by the famous Times Square Kiss then I guess we should celebrate the end of the next war with the Times Square Bite, although the picture will suck if the vampire doesn’t show up on film.
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The classic romantic notion of vampires spying on the object of their affection as they sleep makes them stalkers and nothing more. Nothing a restraining order couldn’t fix.
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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
I hate to break it to you tween girls, but in reality young vampires look less like Robert Pattinson and more like Count Chocula and Eddie Munster.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:
Product Placement T-Shirt: And now, a message from famous fictional sponsors.
Marc Ecko Halo Master Chief Hoodie: Ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind?
Beatbox Troopers Shirt: Not dark side material.
Your Fortune T-Shirt: Your future is not found.
USS Enterprise T-Shirt: Elvis’ hair boldly goes where no man has gone before.
The guys at Chop Shop are at it again with a Halloween-themed silhouette shirt that challenges you to name 34 versions of the classic vampire character. You will need to bring all of your knowledge to the table on this one though—the sources come from “film, sitcoms, anime, cartoons, children’s entertainment, video games, comics, comedy and even the breakfast table.”
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What is it with all the lips and mouth fashion these days? And why put them on a ring with an amber rhinestone and an eyeball? These are the deep questions we should be asking, not “What is the meaning of life?” or “When was the last time you told someone you loved them?” This is the truly deep shit, right here.
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If watching “Twilight” has given you the desire to flush out any misunderstood, pale Robert Pattinson types at your school so you can live your very own vampire love story, then you need to get some vampire bling to let them know you’re into their shit. Then hopefully you’ll be on the fast track to hooking up with a guy who needs to suck animal blood to survive… Sexy!
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