Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
Then Dr. Phil told Vader to confront his son with the truth—it didn’t work out so well.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
There are a lot of lessons to be taken from this simple picture of Darth Vader doing his business. He doesn’t read while on the toilet, he could probably use some stool softener, he is very careless with his lightsaber when nature calls and privacy does not seem to be a concern among the officers of the Galactic Empire.
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A miniature Death Star may be able to knock down 10 pins, but that ability to strike did not carry over to Darth Vader’s fight for the galaxy. If the Rebels had only arranged their defenses into a perfect triangle his plan may have worked much better.
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You know that our civilization is on a downward spiral when even impressionistic art is based on the video games of your youth. Next thing you know our ground based alien defense will be based on Space Invaders.
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What temporarily ended the 31 year Space Invaders battle and restored peace to the pixelated land? An opportunity for 2D aliens to get their pervert on an feel up a woman’s leg.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 14th-20th, 2009:
Boom Head Shot T-Shirt: Boom! nice head shot…Shirt.
Instant Evil T-Shirt: The outfit for instant evil.
Crazy House T-Shirt: Dr. House gets dissected.
Anti-Googlevan T-Shirt: Wear this to avoid getting busted by the Googlevan.
Bandana Blooms: Are a biker’s “I Love You”.
