It was cheap, but if I had known it was built on some bizarre alternate universe populated by ghost dragons I would have tried for a stainless steel appliance upgrade.
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There must be some alternate universe where cleaning up spills could be this easy. It does bring up the question of why the man owns a mop, but that is a philosophical issue well beyond my understanding.
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The Vegasaurus Rex may only have existed in some parallel universe, but any vegetable that lived there with him was in a state of constant fear. Just like his more famous, carnivorous cousin, he was hungry and one of the best predators of his time.
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Looking like something from an alternate universe, Prince Albert has a little bit of Prince and a whole lot of Fat Albert. It’s about time that Fat Albert had some sex appeal and Prince had some height and a little meat on his bones.
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Apparently duct tape is just as important in the future as it is today. When you are comparing the Force that protects the entire universe to a roll of tape, that is some pretty awesome tape. Celebrate it with this hoodie.
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With the economy in such bad shape, the universe just can’t afford to subsidize Mr. Reaper’s flashy entrances anymore. He’s now forced to waste his victims in a more low-key manner.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 9th-15th, 2009:
The Blackest Night: Green Lantern power rings prop replicas.
Magic 8-Ball T-Shirt: Touché Magic 8-Ball…Touché.
Console Wars Veteran Pins Part III and IV: The return of SNES and Genesis.
Called for Help: Pac-Man calls the Ghostbusters.
Pump Up With Art Shirts: Mr. Universe meets Mr. Vitruvian man.
Leonardo Da Vinci may have thought he was illustrating the perfect man when he made his original drawing of the Vitruvian man shown in the center of the picture above. But with steroids being rampant in our society, his added friends have a physique that is just a bit more buff than the original. His friends look a lot more likely to compete in the Mr. Universe competition or play a futuristic cyborg assassin.
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Maybe Darth Vader was on the green side before the dark side even existed. This Vader depiction is made entirely of trees and animals that are all symbols of the environmental movement. He may have had better luck recruiting people to this cause, but it would have been tough to top his future dreams of domination of the universe.
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