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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 4th-11th, 2009:
DIY Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf: Create an awesome looking piranha plant scarves.
Animated Space Invaders T-Shirt: Draws attention away from your body.
Crib Sheet Shirts: Get high marks, but fall short on subtlety.
Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction Shirt: Moon/animal shirts reach their zenith.
Simpsons Undies Trucker Cap: Homer Simpson streaks across your baseball cap.
If you trust your underwear to protect those parts of you which you consider most dear, then there is no reason to give your head any less protection. In addition to the UV protection it affords you, Underware provides a useful yet minimal amount of protection. You may find that the front exit of these underpants are a bit less useful when worn on the head.
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Well, not exactly “streaks.” He does have the decency to keep his underwear on at least.
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You can entice the men by stripping down to your undies and let the undies break the bad news for themselves. A girl on a PMS rampage will scare the hell out of any sane man.
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Especially when you reproduce an image of yourself in underwear ninety times, cover a purse with said images, and then expect someone to part with $300 for the result.
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There are not many clothes you can buy that will help with your lunch plans, but these black Decision Pants Food boxers come packaged in a plastic cube that you can roll to decide where to eat. You have enough big decisions to make at work every day, this will at least remove one worry while giving you that soft cotton undergarment that we all look for.
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Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Hot Stormy Lovin’ T-Shirt: Awkward moments on the Death Star.
Handerpants: Tighty whities for your hands.
Fishbowl Bag: Takes you shopping with the fishes.
Bicycle Necklace: Painstakingly handcrafted by insane clowns.
Do you have what it takes to guide Mr. Bacon through the hazards of Meatland? Do you have the guts to wear underwear on your hands in public? If you answered yes to both these questions, Nerd Approved and Fashionably Geek are proud to be the first to offer you the unique opportunity to win Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game and Handerpants from Archie McPhee. All you need to do is tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved. The more times you tweet, the more chances you have to win. The last day to enter is Friday July 31st. Good luck!
I’ll admit, this may be the most absurd product ever conceived of by man—but once you put Handerpants on you will be a believer. Hand underwear is comfortable, flexible and gives me the support (and traction) I so desperately need. Still not convinced? Check out the video after the break.
