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You might think that just coming down to Earth is the end of your trials as a skydiver, but this shirt is happy to remind you that bad chance can hit anyone at any time. Just as an example, there could be millions of natives boiling a pot of water in the wilderness at any given time.
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It may be difficult to determine where Waldo is when placed into his typically confusing scenes, but when he and his volleyball friend are marooned on a tropical island you won’t be able to find him at all.
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Until they develop a “douchebag detector” that will allow people to get soaked if they like shoving old ladies while walking down the street, the many sets of lips on this nylon umbrella appear closed for your convenience in order to keep the rain from pummeling you and ruining your finery.
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This umbrella is your usual drab colored umbrella when it is in its normal state. But once it gets wet the clouds and raindrops will shine with their multiple colors. A simple way to brighten up a dreary day. Once the rain stops and the umbrella dries it is back to its black and white state.
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Unfortunately, there is an M&M genocide going on as we speak. Sweet, delicious genocide.
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Imagine the headline: “Man unknowingly walks into traffic while trying to read his umbrella“. Now that you know about the potential embarrassment, don’t let it happen to you.
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Be ready for both a rain storm or a chip shot to the green with this umbrella. The golf club handle and iron head will be useful any time you find a golf ball waiting to be hit. They say it is not to be used to hit actual balls, but who could resist trying it at least once?
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You remembered to bring your umbrella, so there is no reason you should have to share that comfort. This umbrella should help with that. Nobody is going to want to stick their head under a bunch of spiderwebs. Except for you, of course.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 23rd-29th, 2009:
Pocket Robot Shirt: Tote a robot close to your heart.
The Hulkamaniac Instructional T-Shirt: Join the brotherhood of Hulkamaniacs.
Learn How To Juggle T-Shirt: Step by step, from a ball to a cat.
Captian Moron T-Shirt: Do you have a little Captain in you?
What’s Your Superpower? T-Shirt: No blogging? How could they leave out Blogman?
