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Until they develop a “douchebag detector” that will allow people to get soaked if they like shoving old ladies while walking down the street, the many sets of lips on this nylon umbrella appear closed for your convenience in order to keep the rain from pummeling you and ruining your finery.
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This umbrella is your usual drab colored umbrella when it is in its normal state. But once it gets wet the clouds and raindrops will shine with their multiple colors. A simple way to brighten up a dreary day. Once the rain stops and the umbrella dries it is back to its black and white state.
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Imagine the headline: “Man unknowingly walks into traffic while trying to read his umbrella“. Now that you know about the potential embarrassment, don’t let it happen to you.
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Be ready for both a rain storm or a chip shot to the green with this umbrella. The golf club handle and iron head will be useful any time you find a golf ball waiting to be hit. They say it is not to be used to hit actual balls, but who could resist trying it at least once?
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This unique pirate umbrella illustrates just how rough a life of swashbuckling and sailing can be on anyone—especially children. This kid is like 8 years old and he already has a missing eye and right hand.
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It’s pretty hard to find anyone who actually enjoys a rainy day. We always need a little rain, but it doesn’t have to go on for days at a time. This umbrella is just saying out loud what everyone is thinking.
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Raining cats and dogs may be an expression to some, but with this umbrella there are actually pets falling from the sky.
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Not everyone is going to make it up north in order to see the Aurora Borealis. But being one of the more impressive sights you would ever see, you can pretend like you have seen them with this umbrella. It may actually make you hope for rain.
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Sort of like a simple “Where’s Waldo” of umbrellas, amongst the flock of sheep depicted is one Irish black sheep. You may be able to find the one entirely black sheep fairly easily, you know he is Irish because he has a shamrock on him. He doesn’t seem to be getting the cold shoulder from any of the other sheep.
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You drag an umbrella to the golf course every time you go, but it hardly ever rains. This umbrella has a secondary function that will get a lot more use – it doubles as a ball retriever. While the umbrella may only get used once a year, the ball retriever will be used multiple times per outing.
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