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nuklear power shirt

Apparently, when it comes to a nuclear catastrophe, “acceptance” is one level that is never achieved in this 12-step grief cycle.

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While having coffee this morning, I caught a show about the Three Mile Island disaster on Nat Geo. Let me just say that this was the fate narrowly averted by the citizens of Dauphin County, Pennsylvania in 1979.

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You always hear that two things that will live through global nuclear annihilation are Twinkies and cockroaches. So you can imagine that they don’t have nearly the same fear of mushroom clouds that every other self aware species has.

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Twinkie Cowboy Bag

by Jeff Chenkus on June 12, 2008 · 0 comments

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The Twinkie Bag was cute for the urban adolescent. The Twinkie Cowboy Bag is for the rough and tumble mid-westerners. With his kerchief and cowboy hat he is ready for action. Why he is lassoing a cactus is a question only he can answer.

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You are a highly skilled eating athlete. And when athletes give 100% they are bound to work up a sweat. Unfortunately, if you sweat when you eat that is probably not a good sign.

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Hostess Twinkie Bag

by Jeff Chenkus on March 15, 2008 · 2 comments

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Shouldn’t every bag made be as delicious looking as a this Twinkie Bag? If I am looking for a pencil, the thought of reaching into my Twinkie Bag will just give it that much more urgency. There is nothing safer than a bag that is purported to outlive the cockroaches.

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