A man who delivers wrapped gifts to billions of kids a year knows something about wrapping. So when Santa says to keep it wrapped, you keep it wrapped. He could parlay this into a high paying gig with the Trojan company.
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If you always wondered why Klingons have that ridged forehead, then wonder no longer. Just like a Trojan in a gold box, Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.
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Most kids aren’t history savvy, so rocking this Gladiator “helmet” to school won’t result in your peers asking questions about your interest in Roman Gladiators. However, what you can expect from your classmates is a lot of taunting and a lifetime association with Trojan Man, Marvin The Martian, and a dust mop.
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