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pure-white-trash

Hmmm…this shirt has a striking resemblance to a particular American beer that does not have the classiest of reputations.

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rock-star

Your first thought may be to hide your daughters when there is a rock band in town. But my first thought is to hide my television. Those guys have a bad reputation for trashing rooms and ruining perfectly good televisions

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:

Stormtrooper Kinky Cosplay T_Shirt: At least it’s not Jabba the Hutt.

Sudo T-Shirt: Use “sudo” wisely.

Choose Wisely T-Shirt: Ghetto Pokemon.

Linux Cheat T-Shirt:
For the code jockey.

Underoos For Men: They’re disturbing.

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sailor trash

Hey, a lot of pirates spent time in the Southern part of the US. Unfortunately for them, hurricanes and water-bound tornadoes wiped out a lot of their fleet.

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my-space-tombstone

There was a time when MySpace was the place to be for social networking, but alas it seems headed for the trash heap of good ideas that were outflanked by a competitor. This tombstone shirt is a fitting closing of that chapter.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:

Trash T-Shirt: One man’s trash is a hacker’s treasure.

Heartless T-Shirt: The Tin Man gets desperate.

Celebrity Alien Invaders Shirt: E.T. Alf, and Marvin the Martian are your mortal enemies.

Everyone’s A Trekkie T-Shirt: Star Trek is the sci-fi god.

Breathe If You’re Horny Hat: Be the envy of the truck stop.

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trash

You know what they say—nothing is ever truly deleted from you computer. That having been said, if you are a celebrity, don’t put homemade porn on your hard drive. It’s just common sense.

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fast-funeral

Every time a famous fast food mascot goes to that big drive thru in the sky, they’re shipped off in the same manner as the products they endorsed.  Their remains are carted up in a paper box and discarded next to trash cans and on street corners, preserving their memory and decorating our major highways and intersections forever.

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trailer-trash-belt-buckle

If anyone seeing you wear this belt buckle thinks that it means that you are a camper aficionado, all they need to do is get a little closer to see the license plate. Not only does it make clear that you are trailer trash, the misspelling proves it.

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The force has been passed to raccoons, leaving your trash cans and the succulent bounty within virtually indefensible.

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