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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Balloon Boy Lives: Yesterday’s news on a shirt today.
Finger Sex Tote Bag: Stay classy (and green).
Ski Masks: Allow you to rob banks as your favorite Marvel character.
Toilet Necklace: Like a gold medal for assholes.
Spittin’ Sweets T-Shirt: Too much Halloween candy can have deadly consequences.
All I can think about when I see this tote bag is that Beavis and Butthead episode where Butthead is trying to explain sexual intercourse to Beavis with his jaw wired shut.
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As you will see after the break, the mummy’s obsession with toilet paper can create some very awkward moments.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club Tote Bag: A tote bag for Loch Ness Monster adventurers.
Spoilers Shirt: Will ruin everyone’s experience.
Roller & Hammer T-Shirt: Join the Craftsmanist Party.
Super Mario Sneakers: Are super sweet.
PDF Template: Make your own F*ck 3D glasses.
Two signs that you’ve made it to pop culture icon status: having your mug turned into pop art, and then having said image plastered onto a canvas tote bag. The image displaying Coop’s concerned “WTF?” face was probably taken when he heard the news.
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This compact utility bag is the perfect place to tote around all your portable gadgets. Plus, the “High Voltage” straps make it more masculine (and less like a purse).
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 8th-14th, 2009:
I Heart Pubes Tote Bag: There’s just something about those curls!
Super Mario 3 Necklace: Keeps the cartridge close to your heart.
H1-N1 T-Shirt: A toilet may be R2-D2’s unfortunate offspring.
Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade T-Shirt: Enter if you dare.
Dog Meets Batman T-Shirt: What happens when a nerd and a dog are teleported together?
I’m not a big fan of pubes to be perfectly honest. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with liking pubes or even loving them—but heading to the supermarket with an I Heart Pubes Tote Bag is probably stepping over the line.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Breast Guy T-Shirt: Even in a recession, you can always count on the sex industry to turn a profit.
Soccer Memories Shirt: This is what soccer is really all about.
Tattoo Tape: Dispenses body art by the foot.
Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster: The showdown for title of the ultimate urban legend.
Rebel Alliance vs Galactic Empire Gridiron Grudge Match Shirt: Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?
