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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:

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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.

Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.

Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.

Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).

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It looks like the Mario tote bag would have no trouble collecting mushrooms. Even those big Portobellos.

Product Page ($15 via Sprite Stitch via Gearfuse)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 23rd-29th, 2009:

NASA Meatball Rhinestone Tote Bag: Comes pre-blinged with rhinestones.

Special T-Shirt: You’re special alright…Like ’70s CBS special.

“I Can Kick Your Ass” Hat: I hope you can back up your hat’s smack talk.

Direct Line T-Shirt: Commissioner Gordon has his priorities in order.

Three Snowmen Santa Moon T-Shirt: The “three moon” t-shirt craze has been adapted for the holidays.

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nasa meatball rhinestone tote bag

Put down your Bedazzler, this NASA meatball tote bag comes pre-blinged with rhinestones.

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superman-heart

This shirt gives a view inside your chest cavity to show exactly what kind of heart beats beneath your flesh. It may be news to the Kryptonians that the capital letter “S” is a symbol for their planet.

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kitten and sushi tote bagAt first glance, the design on this tote bag may look like a cat humping a giant sponge, that is until you realize it’s really a cat humping a giant piece of sushi. All you need are motion lines to move this design from cute to bawdy.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:

Balloon Boy Lives: Yesterday’s news on a shirt today.

Finger Sex Tote Bag: Stay classy (and green).

Ski Masks: Allow you to rob banks as your favorite Marvel character.

Toilet Necklace: Like a gold medal for assholes.

Spittin’ Sweets T-Shirt: Too much Halloween candy can have deadly consequences.

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finger sex tote bag

All I can think about when I see this tote bag is that Beavis and Butthead episode where Butthead is trying to explain sexual intercourse to Beavis with his jaw wired shut.

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mummies-hoodie-toilet-paper

As you will see after the break, the mummy’s obsession with toilet paper can create some very awkward moments.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of  September 7th-13th, 2009:

Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club Tote Bag: A tote bag for Loch Ness Monster adventurers.

Spoilers Shirt: Will ruin everyone’s experience.

Roller & Hammer T-Shirt: Join the Craftsmanist Party.

Super Mario Sneakers: Are super sweet.

PDF Template: Make your own F*ck 3D glasses.

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