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There are a lot of lessons to be taken from this simple picture of Darth Vader doing his business. He doesn’t read while on the toilet, he could probably use some stool softener, he is very careless with his lightsaber when nature calls and privacy does not seem to be a concern among the officers of the Galactic Empire.
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You constantly hear about the Captain’s Log, but the crew would really rather he put that thing where it belongs—into some sort of technologically advanced toilet.
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Don’t confuse the simpleton traveler with words like “Toiletries.”If you want them to stay organized, you need to keep your vocabulary on their reading level, which appears to be about 1st grade.
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The designer of this shirt may have thought he hit on a very amusing little joke that he could make some money off of. But the real money would be rolling in if anyone were to take this idea to the only logical conclusion I can come up with—make actual Tiki Port-a-Potties. Whether it is on a beach or not makes no difference, these things will be a hit wherever you put them. It isn’t hard to reach out to the masses when their bathroom needs are urgent.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Balloon Boy Lives: Yesterday’s news on a shirt today.
Finger Sex Tote Bag: Stay classy (and green).
Ski Masks: Allow you to rob banks as your favorite Marvel character.
Toilet Necklace: Like a gold medal for assholes.
Spittin’ Sweets T-Shirt: Too much Halloween candy can have deadly consequences.
What do you give the biggest asshole you know? How about a gold toilet necklace (that’s actually made from cheap brass) and have their name inscribed under the seat. An additional image is available after the break.
As you will see after the break, the mummy’s obsession with toilet paper can create some very awkward moments.
Take your goldfish with you thanks to this unique fishbowl bag from Dynomighty Design. And the best part is that you won’t have to flush him down the toilet afterward.
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Empty toilet paper tubes are one thing, but this is his biggest challenge yet. What would MacGyver do?
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It has always been believed that liquor was quicker, but here is photographic proof for those that didn’t believe. Unfortunately, that can also mean that the effects of the alcohol will hit you faster. I hope you have cleaned that toilet recently.
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